The same one who thought it was a good idea to put all the USB and firewire plugs on the BACK of my computer. Aaargh!
Why do you have to make polite small talk at parties?
The same one who thought it was a good idea to put all the USB and firewire plugs on the BACK of my computer. Aaargh!
Why do you have to make polite small talk at parties?
Because impolite talk could ruin appetites.
Why do proper bone china teacups have such teeeeeeny holders?
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
because they have tiny winy fingers-just kidding
why are earphones so big...that they don't fit in and hurt!!!???
How Do I Love Thee?
by Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
Because the aliens that are taking over need us to change our ear size to adapt to the new up coming race...
Do toads REALLY give you warts, or is that a mother-told-ya tale?
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
in my country...if you HAVE a wart, you have to rub it with a toad and it'll go away (go figure!)
and if you kiss a frog, will you really get a charming prince??
by Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
Of course, it always works in fairy tales.
Why are there so many different words that sound alike but mean different things?
Because that's they way it's meant to be...complicatedOriginally Posted by mkhockenberry
why do women take after their husbands name? why isn't there a Mr Aldana Spinozzi instead of Mrs John Smith?
by Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
because we never thought different. until now!
why do books make you go crazy?
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
Do not blame books for your own neurosis!
Why do people only offer to help when a.) you are already finished; b.) you don't need help, or c.) they know nothing about the job to be done?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
So that they look helpful, when in reality, they are lazy and good at disguising it?
Why do people throw spaghetti at the wall to test its doneness?
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
because walls are experts on spegetti.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Calvin: You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes: What mood is that?
Calvin: Last-minute panic.
George W. Bush's Answer:Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The American people have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done .
Albert Einstein's Answer:That depends on the observer's inertial frame of reference
Mr. Spock's Answer:Did the chicken cross the road? If he crossed the road certainly he had no reason to as a chicken as it would mean expending more effort than the food he would find on the other side could provide the energy for. If he crossed the road.... that can only mean that Colonel Sanders was close behind and closing in on him. Captain- if we can approach Colonel Sanders from the correct approaching angle, we may stop him from strangling the chicken. *looks pensive, then checks Captain*.
Enya's Answer:"The great journey that was before the chicken then was what was destined to be. Now the chicken is sorrowful, the road is long past." (When translated from Irish Gaelic)
Sorry I could NOT resist the temptation....
(these answers I Googled, just for the records...)
QUESTION: is there more salt water in the world than fresh water?
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
obviously YES!!!
will a new ice age cover the earth in the near future? (kind of "the day after tomorrow" type of thing...)
by Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
earth's coolso why not?!
what could have happened if Shakespeare were a born thicko?
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...the smell of flowers through metal labyrinths.
Well, the Bard Of Avon would have only been a cosmetic dealer?
Why are telephone poles made of wood?
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
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