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    HC's Hill

    I walk up with my tickets to the Stanley Cup finals. HC takes them and runs off.

    Papaya's hill
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    Papaya's Hill

    Bib installs a wall-sized mirror on the hill. Papaya can't stand it and storms off.

    Bib's Hill.

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    Bib's Hill

    Bib keeps turning to defend his hill from potential usurpers; but time & again realizes that it is just his reflection in that wall-sized mirror.

    Still Bib's Hill (or maybe Bib's Reflection's Hill)

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    Bib's reflection's Hill

    Bib's reflection realizes he fell through the looking glass and that the Red Queen is yelling "off with his head" and the Mad Hatter ate all the cake. Bib runs off to go ask Alice....something

    Kathy's Hill
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    Kathy has the hill.

    I haven't seen Kathy for a while because I've been on a dragon migration so I fly down for a good chat and end up staying.

    The hill is still Kathy's but now you have to get passed the fire breathing dragon too (that's me)
    Now then. Who's first into my stomach?
    No doubt but there is none other beeste comparable to the mightie dragon in awsome power and majestie, and few so worthie of the diligent studies of wise men - Gildas Magnus, Ars Draconis, 1465

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    Kathy's Hill

    Bib returns to the conventional side of the looking-glass to find his hill is now occupied by that darn Kathy and a very large dragon. What luck a stoke of luck that while in the other side of the mirror he learned a secret from the Monstrous Crow. That secret: All huge winged creatures are ticklish beneath their wings! (Just like all furry creatures love it when you scratch behind their ears)
    Bib decides that this is the time to test his new-found knowlege. Sneaking up behind Bluebiird he begins to tickle that tender spot. It works! Soon Bluebiird is rolling on the ground snorting fiery laughter. Poor Kathy is immoliated by one prolonged fit of giggles.
    The dragon flies off as soon as possible, Bib sweeps up the pile of ashes that was once KathyCF, and reclaims his hill.

    Bib's Hill
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    Bib's Hill.

    I have my new found Duck friends dive bomb the hill and chase Bib away.

    Papaya's Hill
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    Papaya's Hill

    Symphony puts Papaya's ducks in another distant pool and watches the strongly infatuated Papaya follow them, away she goes!

    Symphony takes over.
    Symph's Hill.
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    ...the smell of flowers through metal labyrinths.

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    With a tiny portion of gold from my dragon horde I buy the hill off of symphony and now it is mine, I'll obliterate anyone that tries to tickle me again.
    You have been warned Bib.

    Bluebiird's hill.
    No doubt but there is none other beeste comparable to the mightie dragon in awsome power and majestie, and few so worthie of the diligent studies of wise men - Gildas Magnus, Ars Draconis, 1465

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    Bluebiirds Hill

    Bib waits patiently until he can hear the loud rumblings of the dragon's stomach. Then, using a bull-horn (so as to be heard from outside of the fame-zone) he mentions to the hungry dragon that there is a Promise Keeprs rally on a hill a few miles away. After one or two more growls from that great stomach, the thought of all of those yummy virgins is too much for Bluebiird to resist. When the great dragon flies off for a snack, Bib takes the hill.

    Bib's Hill

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    You sent me on a wild dragon chase. There was nothing but ducks on that hill. For tricking a hungry dragon, you shall have to pay.
    With that I swallow Bib whole.
    Ok, and if you could pick that knight out of my teeth that'd really help. Cheers

    Bluebiird's hill
    No doubt but there is none other beeste comparable to the mightie dragon in awsome power and majestie, and few so worthie of the diligent studies of wise men - Gildas Magnus, Ars Draconis, 1465

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    Bluebiird's Hill

    Silly dragon ate the sourest, nastiest, most rotten, distasteful, old curmudgeon on LitNet. In very short order I am regurgitated back onto the hill; which I reclaim when Bluebiird flies off to find some PeptoBismol to settle his (Maybe her? Don't know; you never responded to the gender poll!) now aching stomach.

    A bile covered Bib's Hill

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    Quote Originally Posted by BibliophileTRJ View Post
    Bluebiird's Hill

    (Maybe her? Don't know; you never responded to the gender poll!) now
    A bile covered Bib's Hill
    You're lucky you added in the brackets. I assure you I'm female. I stated it somewhere in my profile .
    Now I'm feeling better it looks like I'll have to dispose of you another way. How do you feel about being trampled?
    and those were the last words Bib heard before he was reduced to a puddle of crushed bones, organs and a pool of blood.
    BRING ON THE NEXT VICTIMS!

    Bluebiird's rather messy hill.

    Oh, and now I have responded to the gender poll
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    No doubt but there is none other beeste comparable to the mightie dragon in awsome power and majestie, and few so worthie of the diligent studies of wise men - Gildas Magnus, Ars Draconis, 1465

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    BB's hill...BM walks up after eating a couple of gyro sandwiches and leans in close to BB. Greeting BB with a potent viscous halitosis "hello" . BB leaves the hill to be fumigated. B-mental pops a breath mint and yells...

    "B's HILL!"
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    Unbelievable. Someone with worse breath than me, the dragon with rotting knights between her teeth and an allergy to mint . What is this twisted world coming to? Now that I've sufficiently recovered, it's time to claim my hill again.

    B-Mental had the hill. Until I swooped down and pushed him off with just a flick of my tail.


    Down



    Down



    Down the hill he goes.

    Bye bye

    Bluebiird's hill
    No doubt but there is none other beeste comparable to the mightie dragon in awsome power and majestie, and few so worthie of the diligent studies of wise men - Gildas Magnus, Ars Draconis, 1465

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