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    PAM doesn't know how to wear green well!
    Por una cabeza
    Si ella me olvida
    Qué importa perderme
    Mil veces la vida
    Para qué vivir

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    The PAM wears green tights on a regular basis.
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    The PAM does too, but over her head and not on her legs. Rob any banks lately, PAM?
    "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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    "Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
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    The PAM left her fur all over the Lit-Net lounge sofas
    When ideas fail, words come in very handy.


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    The Pam mistook underwear for outwear and fashioned a poncho made of briefs purchased from the big and tall store
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    Exclamation

    The PAM was found swiming in the onion dip at the last Lit-Net party...
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    The PAM makes newspaper hats...and then wears them.
    "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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    The vicious PAM shatters folks' optimism with her misfortune cookies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
    The PAM was found swiming in the onion dip at the last Lit-Net party...
    Is that smiley supposed to be me Mr. Pen????


    Okay to insult the previous poster: The Pam calls late night party lines because he thinks he's talking to the people he sees on the commercials
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    Smile

    And the PAM knows because she listens in on phone conversations!

    PS> See any resemblence, Shalot?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Pam fashions a cape made from old CDs and puts on a crown from Burger King and demands all hail him.
    "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
    And the PAM knows because she listens in on phone conversations!

    PS> See any resemblence, Shalot?
    Well no actually, I don't do that with my gum! hmmph!


    The PAM collects cigarette butts and puts them in a ziploc bag.
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    The PAM is very familiar with zip lock bags, she has a dress made of 250 carefully taped together. Don't bend, PAM!!
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    Smile

    The PAM is still standing confused at the "T" intersection of the Roads of Destiny. It's a good thing it's not a more complicated choice...
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    The PAM eats his tacos in stages ... first the shell, then some lettuce, then some meat.....

    AND plays cheezy Mariachi music whilst he indulges in this complicated fashion
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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