The people who do the washing up get bored!
Why do people think large brandy snifters make them look sophisticated instead of rather campy?
The people who do the washing up get bored!
Why do people think large brandy snifters make them look sophisticated instead of rather campy?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Actually they are merely cradling the glass to practice the hand movements that will direct the next musical production...
Why do conductors need a wand to direct their orchestra?
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
Actually they are hoping the bloody lot will disappear!
Why does the sypmony lull you to sleep then wake you up with a rude crash of cymbals and kettle drums?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Well, they aren't actually playing those crashing noises... those rude sounds are actually the brass players bonking each other on the head to tease the conductor, and the occasional instrument smacks into someone elses...
Why is it that at night, my creativity dwindles...
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
You keep forgetting to "burp" its Tupperware ™ Container!
How do you "knock someone's lights out" when "lights" in the term "liver and lights" refers to lungs?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Just play the Pat Travers song, Boom Boom Out Go The Lights, and then pour yourself a nice lemonade, knowing that the job got done.
Why do woodticks come out only at certain times of the year?
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
I don't know but they can all go visit this guy:I've never seen so many in my life as are out this year!
They say "All dogs go to heaven." Does that mean "All other pets go to the hot place?"
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Maybe. Hot dogs have to come from somewhere. Maybe they're not really dogs?
Why isn't there such a thing as a hot cat?
Shall these bones live?
But there is - you've just got to use your imagination and improvise a litte.Originally Posted by Bakiryu
Why do the interior designers on these home improvement/decorating shows use the word "pop" when they are describing their color choices for a particular room?
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
My deah, they would not be caught dead saying the words: "in vogue."
Why do all these people imagine they know more what we want than we do?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
because if they don't "imagine" their brain will go dead, if u don't use it you'll lose it!!
Why don't we have more than 2 hands
Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. Alan Alda
Shirtmakers.
Why doesn't Bigfoot just kick in the door and say "Honey, I'm home!" to those skeptics?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
He did, and they have made a tv series about it (he even has a kid named Bart...) and is a happy millionaire now!
Why does hairspray attract wasps?
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
Empty Nest Syndrome...
Why do watched pots never boil?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
because their mom told them it was deemed impolite to boil while watched.
Where do butterflies go when it rains?
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
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