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    There were too many of them to even mention - the books which seem to be generally approved and liked, but which had the opposite impact on me; so here are only a couple that come to my mind amongst the first:

    The Catcher in the Rye (J.D.Salinger)
    I could never entirely comprehend the anglophone world's admiration for such "mediocre teensy American pseudo-classic", as one of my friends put it in words in class discussion of it; and in fact, it remains the mystery for me till the present day.

    Certainly, when we studied it in our Literature class, we analysed all the symbolism in the book, references to popular culture, cut the book's contents literally in pieces as we all bloodily wanted to know what the hell is in that book that impresses the anglophone world so much (our professor was already going crazy with us, needless to mention, and was dying to move on something "more serious") and why the hell the book still seems so "dry" to us; we even read the damned book in original English instead in translation to our language, but even after all that, our opinions of the book were barely changed. Certainly we had some better and fuller picture of it and how (and why) it must be perceived by people who like it, but the book was so uncongenial with us, who grew up on and were educated in, I daresay, more "serious" literature (it was basically a black sheep in our repertoire) , that it still was for us barely something more than just another teen angsty book, just one in the row of many similar we have read outside of school - amusing, but nothing special and terribly, insanely overrated, and certainly not something that belongs to the shelf of "classics".

    The Great Gatsby (F.Scott Fitzgerald)
    Had it not been, very honestly, a matter of the lost bet, and had I not been "forced" to read it that way, I would have never read it as I would have probably dropped it after ten pages. Whilst I was reading it I was thinking how the book should be used to keep the fire burning in the fireplace.

    Madame Bovary (G.Flaubert)
    It was one of the books from obligatory school reading repertoire which I could barely bring myself to finish. Unlike the previous books listed, it at least provoked in me some slight track of interest, or some of its parts proved to be borderline amusing, so it was certainly less of a torture to go through.

    Also, all the books I have read - or attempted to do so - written by Balzac, Zola or Hemingway. Especially I disliked the books by the latter, whilst Balzac and Zola were not as bad per se as boring for me.

    I always try to make a clear distinction whether I disliked the book because I considered it to be very bad per se, or because it bored me to death, but I would still not argue that it is a bad-quality book as such.
    The Cather in the Rye, for example, is something I truly consider to be bad book, whilst Le Pere Goriot was "only" very slow and boring.

    Only my opinion, though.

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    I hated 'Tale of Two Cities' and 'Great Expectations'.

    Go ahead, maul me =P.

    Oh dear...I loved Emma...Knightley is my favorite character Jane Austen had ever designed, and I love the fact that Emma was the only pro-antagonist Austen created with no financial problem...We did Thorton Wilder's 'The Matchmaker' in our school and no one in the play saw the similarities but me; they all told me 'The Matchmaker' was based off of 'Hello, Dolly!' and nothing like Emma.

    Stupid teenagers. =P

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    It's been interesting reading through the thread and seeing what one person loves, another hates. I guess our likes and dislikes make us unique...

    There have been books that I have not liked, but usually I find at least one redeeming passage in them. I had to read Ulysses for a class and I just am not a big Joyce fan. However, there are some passages in there that are quite lovely. Too few for me to love the book though.

    One book I have never been able to progress through is Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. I am not quite sure why....but I always get very tired after reading about 15 pages....
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    I understand why a lot of people want to trash "Catcher in the Rye", but I think it won popularity due to its unqiueness, and its sense of simplicity.

    Wuthering Heights... I fell asleep myself. The beginning just didn't grab me.

    I gotta tell you, I have many classics collecting dust (from the noteworthily ugly Wordsworth editions) on my shelves and I dislike every one of them in every way, shape or form. But I understand HOW it may appeal other people, so it doesn't bother me that they're considered "classics". Though honestly I wouldn't read 90% of Wordsworth classics without banging my head on a wall after the first chapter. Then again, I'm sure they're more universal ones in the mix, but I'm too young to have a good answer...

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    I just like classics in general really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorian Gray View Post
    [rolls eyes] No offense but when I read some posts on here I can't help but wonder what some members doing here. If you don't like all these classics perhaps you should just hang out at Starbucks and discuss Stephen King.
    You are just as bad as he/she is. He is entitled to dislike any author he/she wants. Just because he/she doesn't like Austen, doesn't mean he is an amateur reader, or that he doesn't like good books; it means plan and simply that his taste varies from yours.

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    A lot of people dislike Wuthering Heights. Too dramatic? I think it's beautiful writing myself.
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    Disregard
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    Never mind
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    Ok, I got angry in my last couple of posts here. Gone & forgotten
    There once was a scotsman named Drew
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    Quote Originally Posted by NickAdams View Post
    Animal Farm!
    I wouldn't necessarily list it here but I read this novel immediately after being walloped by 1984. The differences are monumental I basically lost touch temporarily upon finishing the latter.

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    My two least favourites would most likely be Great Expectations and Swann's Way.
    Mostly Swann's Way-- It might be that I simply 'didn't understand the author's beautiful sense of whatever the story was about', but I found it unbearably slow.

    Great Expectations just isn't my cuppa'. I found it boring. It's written, however, very prettily.

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    'The Picture of Dorian Gray'. Or anything by Oscar Wilde for that matter. Unbearably glib.

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