King of the hill

[BibliophileTRJ]

Bib's Hill. B-mental pulls on the fire alarm, and Bib flees his hill for safety's sake. B saunters up to....

B's Hill

What kind of hill has a fire alarm installed in it!?! Up till now EVERYTHING in this thread has been ENTIRELY PLAUSIBLE; but now you've gone and made it outlandishly unbelievable.

Still B's Hill

[B-Mental]

If you go back several pages, you will see all sorts of pandemonium. This hill is littered. I just found the alarm, and you didn't. Nyyyyaaahhh. Ok, you can have the hill back....
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NOT!

Still B's Hill

[The Bookinator]

Just then, a poor little girl cautiously approached B-Mental. "Please sir, I need your help. My mother is sick and I need... I need..." The little girl started to cry. Feeling sorry for the kid, B bends down to comfort her. She continues: "I need... I need... A HILL!!!" And with a gigantic shove, the little girl pushes B down the hill and laughs cruelly. "Ha! You sure fell for that one, sucker!"

Running up the hill, Book waved a dollar bill out and shouted, "Great work kid! Here's the ten bucks I owe you!"

But the little girl replied, "Yeah right, like all that was worth ten bucks. I should get a minimum of $100."

Book was angry. "You little... Hey. Why don't you go take B's money. I'm sure he's got plenty!"

"Okay!" she replied brightly! "I'm gonna go buy a lollipop!!"

And now (through the means of little girl persuasion) the Hill is...

MINE!

[kathycf]

Book's hill.

The little girl returns in a fury, since B had nothing in his pockets except a few beads and some crumpled tissues. No way anybody can buy a lollipop with that. Said little girl picks up Book and tosses her down the hill (strong kids these days, eh?) as I stand by watching. I pat my little sister (oops, I mean some random little girl) and give her a platinum credit card for her troubles.

I spare no expense when it comes to getting interlopers off of...

MY hill!

[BibliophileTRJ]

Kathy's Hill

In an effort to kindle the latent psychosis in KathyCF's little sister, Bib calls the credit card company and reports the above mentioned Platinum Card as stolen.
Enraged by the fact that she is STILL unrewarded for her efforts the little girl with superhuman strength returns to vent her frustrations upon her big sister.
Watching this amusing bit of sibling rivalry from a safe distance, Bib waits until the dust settles and then re-claims the hill.

Bib's Hill

[zanna]

Bib's Hill

Having recovered enough to come well within 500 yards of the not-quite-so-stinky-anymore hill, Zanna once again appears on the scene, speaking of herself in third person.
"You know, Bib? I'm positive you haven't perfected the art of being in two places at once, so I think you'd better get back to Alaska before someone finds out your lie. By all rights, I'm only imagining you are here to begin with, so I think I'll just un-imagine it."

Ahh, much better. Zanna has her hill to herself again.

[kathycf]

zanna's hill.

I release a swarm of specially trained attack bees to swarm the hill and scare the *something* out of zanna. The bees are especially enraged by those who speak of themselves in the third person, so I have my hill back to myself in no time at all.

MY hill....

[kandaurov]

K's (NOT Big K's, don't be deluded by her evil ways ) hill.

I get near her, I sneeze, and, either consumed by remorse or just scarred of catching something, she runs away.

But I don't want a hill for anything, only if I owned it, in which case I would put it in a realestate agengy and they'd get me some greenies for it. Since it's a savage law that governs the ownership of the hill, it doesn't interest me the least bit.

Therefore, I offer it to the last owner before K.

That would be Zanna.

Zanna's hill then

[kandaurov]

K's (NOT Big K's, don't be deluded by her evil ways ) hill.

I get near her, I sneeze, and, either consumed by remorse or just scarred of catching something, she runs away.

But I don't want a hill for anything, only if I owned it, in which case I would put it in a realestate agengy and they'd get me some greenies for it. Since it's a savage law that governs the ownership of the hill, it doesn't interest me the least bit.

Therefore, I offer it to the last owner before K.

That would be Zanna.

Zanna's hill then

[kathycf]

kandaurov's hill.
Poor mr k obviously has been wearing a crazy tainted black wig and the cuckoo has seeped into his brain. Since he doesn't get hill management, I will relieve him of his duties. Let zanna get her own hill, bunch of darn whippersnappers around here saying ni to old ladies and taking their hills anyway. Sheesh.

MY hill.

[zanna]

Um, it is Nie, Kathy, as in, "Will the day ever come when Kathy gets to keep the Hill?"

"Nie!" Is what I say to that! And you. It makes a great battle call.
So get off my hill already. You can nie have it.

(As I have learned, nie in German is "never," just for those that don't know. And, if you know better, tell me, so I don't look like a jerk who says "nie" and thinks it means never. )

[Jay]

Zanna's hill.

For some reason 'nie' makes me think of Monty Python but I can't remember any details!

In search of the meaning of nie, Zanna abandons the hill and i save it from certain unpleasant fate (like, somebody else saving it )

MY hill!

[Madhuri]

Jay's Hill !!

I tell Jay that she has been ignoring a lot of her duties, like going down the hill and never coming back She instantly realises this and hurries down.

*I will be waiting for your no-return Jay* On MY HILL, ofcourse .

MY HILL !!

[Jay]

Madhuri's hill.

Jay doesn't return but as she has modly powers , she doesn't have to return, the hill follows her like a puppy

MY hill!

[Madhuri]

Hmmm...power abuse

The other mods see this injustice, and send Jay to live in a hole big enough to let her in, but once she is in she can't move or come out. And all this is to be under MY WATCH I to be doubly sure, lock it from outside and thow the key in the ocean

I return back on MY HILL