On a different note, Why do men have nipples?
On a different note, Why do men have nipples?
Cait
On a different note, If you choke a smurf what color will it turn?
It will turn into Stewie on Family Guy.
If you listen to Mozart do you break the turn-table afterwards?
My hide hides the heart inside
Because their steadily dominating opposite sex have comfortable pillows. At least the adolescent onesOriginally Posted by Cait07
last question up there ^^^
My hide hides the heart inside
Do any of you actually say laugh out loud in speech?
No. If I want to express a laugh, I laugh
Why are you reading this sentence and not studying, or working, or whatever it is that you surely have to do?
because we can hire people to do that
why do doors have knobs and not handles?
And shepherds we shall be
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be
In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti
It's life's way of checking up on hand-eye-coordination. Grab, twist, push/pull, step in, close. Trust me, it's harder than it looks- many victims tend to run into them when they forget a step.
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Why do some people have good coordiantion while others have none?
To give the coordinated something to snicker at, and feel superior about.
So, why did the chicken REALLY cross the road?
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
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Because he wasn't chicken! Hahahahaa! *slaps knee* Get it??
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*ducks rotten veggies*
Why is the "why did the chicken cross the road" joke so popular?
that was really funny book....
because the door was knocking.......knock knock who's there?
Now, I checked, Who is definately not there.
Why do teachers make homework so boring?
Well it is not the teachers who make the homework boring, it is the invisible gremlins, I tell ya!
Why aren't koala bears as nice in manners as they are to look at?
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
To make the tests seem so exciting!
Why is rain wet?
It isn't, everything it actually "touches" is!
Will the Batman ever get rid of the Joker?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
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