Well, well, well, if it isn't Maddie's hill. I've had it up to my giblets with Maddie always shrinking me or having me deported or what will you. I walk calmly up to Madhuri and motion for her to lean in (as I gesture that I wish to whisper something in her ear). When she leans closer, I shout "BOO!" Maddie is caught so unaware that she feints. I hail a taxi and send her off. Gee I hope she had the money to cover the fare.
Oh well, B's Hill!
"I am glad to learn my friend that you had not yet submitted yourself to any of the mouldy laws of Literature."
-John Muir
"My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - It gives a lovely light"
-Edna St. Vincent Millay
B's Hill !! AGAIN
I have a looot of money in my vault. Its a huge 15 story vault full of money, just like Uncle Scrooge, I have to dive in to count my money. I just looovve my money dives. B is curious now. He too wants to take a dive, and I gladly invite him. What B doesnt know is that it's a trap to catch B in my web. The moment B jumps for a dive, he relises thats it's actually an abyssGood Bye B
If you need someone for rescue, don't call me
I go back on MY HILL
Badhuri's Hill! Luckily, B the former wannabe boy scout, was wearing his parachute. He somehow manages to catch an updraft and soars out of the gaping mouth of the abyss. He breaks from the updraft and descends towards the hill, when a sudden gust catches him just feet from the ground. He cuts free from the parachute and gently drops the remaining 3 feet to the ground. The parachute is carried by the wind and wraps around Maddie. She trips and falls getting more and more entangled in the chute until she can barely move. With one last break at freedom she manages to upend herself and rolls down the hill stopping by the edge of the road. There a passing by person (good samaritan) sees the parachute and puts it in the back of their car. Poor Maddie, that car had Antarctic license plates
B's Hill.
Last edited by B-Mental; 04-15-2007 at 06:52 AM.
"I am glad to learn my friend that you had not yet submitted yourself to any of the mouldy laws of Literature."
-John Muir
"My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - It gives a lovely light"
-Edna St. Vincent Millay
B's Hill !!
Okay that's enough, that's enoughI can't have you taking over my hill all the time.
Let's conclude this once for all. I have an idea which you can't refuse. Let's flip a coin and decide who will have the hill. Yours will be heads and mine will be tails. If it's heads you don't get the hill and if it's tails I will obviously get MY HILLLet's play a fair game for once atleast, Please !!!
Well, the undisputed winner is now me, me, me....
MY HILL !!
So Madhuri wants to play fair? Well, it's usually not my style, but I guess I'll do it... Let's play rock paper scissors! Rock... Paper... Scissors! (Drat we tied!) Let's try again. Rock... Paper... Scissors... (Not again!) Next one wins, 'kay? Rock... Paper... SHINY OBJECT! *throws shiny object to bottom of hill where it is carried away by a bird* Go get it Maddie! (Heh, heh, heh... I know Madhuri's weakness for shiny objects...) Now the hill is...
Mine!
Bookinator's Hill
As bookinator was claiming his glorious hill, Andy places a speaker at the bottom of it of a girl yelling for help! Bookinator hears the screeches of distress and runs down to assist the helpless citizen, leaving the hill open!
HandyAndy's Hill!!!
"Don't let the world deceive you
Don't let their words betray you
Don't let their lies deceive you
Lead them to their graves
We will not die this way
Death claims us no more
Do not grief, end the suffering
We will live, live eternal..."
Handyandy is the first victim of the newly instituted 3 strikes and you're out rule:
Strike 1: Bookinator is a she (I think
Strike 2: Using text so small I have to squint to read it
Strike 3: Being a male over the age of 8 referring to himself as "andy"
The punishment for these heinous crimes you ask? Immediate banishment from
MY hill
There once was a scotsman named Drew
Who put too much wine in his stew
He felt a bit drunk
And fell off his bunk
And landed smack into his shoe ~(C) Ms Niamh Anne King
Kilted's Hill:
The kilt police come and take away this...this...personage who has dared to call MY hill his. And put something on under that kilt, fer cryin' out loud!
Kathy's Hill.
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
~Posting images tutorial~
Kathy's Hill. B walks up carrying a small chest filled with beads and baubles. He trades the chest for the hill now known as...
Big B's Bodacious Bauble Bought Hill (aka 5B Hill)
"I am glad to learn my friend that you had not yet submitted yourself to any of the mouldy laws of Literature."
-John Muir
"My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - It gives a lovely light"
-Edna St. Vincent Millay
Big B's hill
Big B has apparently confused me with Maddie and her weakness for shiny objects. Um, not even. I am only beguiled by coffee, chocolate and lipgloss. You are the weakest link...goodbye!
Still MY hill.
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
~Posting images tutorial~
lol, Kathy's Hill, she can have it, cause I got a good laugh out of that one. LMAO!
still Kathy's Hill
"I am glad to learn my friend that you had not yet submitted yourself to any of the mouldy laws of Literature."
-John Muir
"My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - It gives a lovely light"
-Edna St. Vincent Millay
Kathy's Hill
After eating a lunch consisting of one garlic, onion, Roquefort and mayonnaise sandwich, a large pot of black coffee, and a potent cigar; Bib climbs the hill and greets Kathy with a malodorously breathy "HHHhhhhello". At this point Kathy emits pathetic little "urp" and flees the hill (looking for a discreet place to lose her lunch); which is then claimed by Bib.
For the first and possibly last time..... BIB'S HILL!
Pepe la Pew, who was wandering around forlornly in the forest, smells the stench of Bib's aromatic lunch from quite a while away, and, attracted by such an alluring odor comes at a dead run. Bib, noting the love-struck skunk, heads for the hills. Ahem, not this one, the ones over there. So, what else am I supposed to do, but claim my hill? We can't have it go Queen-less, for Pete's sake!
A bit that I wrote: Vanilla Ice Cream. Comments and critique welcomed! :-)
zanna's hill
Bib, having endured a romantic tryst with Pepe, now reeks of skunk AND bad breath. Wandering back to the hill he sees that zanna has fainted dead away from the noxious odor before he even got within 500 yards of her. After unceremoniously rolling the poor unconscious lass down the hill; he re-installs himself as Queen of the Hill.
Bib's Hill
Bib's Hill. B-mental pulls on the fire alarm, and Bib flees his hill for safety's sake. B saunters up to....
B's Hill
"I am glad to learn my friend that you had not yet submitted yourself to any of the mouldy laws of Literature."
-John Muir
"My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - It gives a lovely light"
-Edna St. Vincent Millay
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