It was a Kyclops (as the book spells it, but generally spelled Cyclops) from The Oddyssey who just ate Barney from ABC channel 2 whole and had his fruity dinosaur horn bulging out of the nape of his neck.
What would you think if Johnny Depp instead of Stanley Kubrick directed A Clockwork Orange?
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dur...Originally Posted by Adolescent09
how old are you?
3.
how old is your mother?
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Older than myself, and I'll be forty-sev... um, 39 this year!
Why are most evil things associated with the color "black", are people racist or something? We gorillas are FED UP!
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
I've always believed that theology has promoted this sense of thought. Celestial things and good have always been attributed with white which most likely reflects the clouds and brightness of the sun whereas Evil and Satan has always been attributed with black, which we usually consider underneath the ground, closer to the core of earth which is a progressively accumulating ball of fire.. So there you have it, white is considered good, black is bad. Most things black are ostracized in societal terms. Look at poor gothic people.. oh and black people lol.. but that was years ago.. Racism exists on either side of the ballpark so black can't play the racist card anymore, they'll have to face that fact.
If turtles grew wings would they slouch about and say "ding ding ding" or would they fly and say, "damnit why couldn't I do this **** before!?"
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they would have to gain the ability to speak first. (Unless they were TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!)
Why are most vampires from europe? (in books)
Shall these bones live?
Vampires are old and so is Europe. That's why.
Why is camoflauge so ugly?
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
To discourage people from wearing camoflauge pants. Sadly, it sometimes doesn't discourage them enough....
Why do people yawn when they are tired?
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
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Maybe they are just B-O-R-E-D.Single to silence and exit, stage left!
Why do people needlessly hate snakes?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Because when the world began, humans had to pay homage to snakes and this fear of snake control has never left our psyches!!
Why don't women wear Easter bonnets anymore?
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
Because they were proliferating and epidemic of bunny "fruity-ness"
Where does that Dragon in the Pen get all his smilies? They look so funny
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Perhaps he has a big silver box where he takes the smiles from, but of course, after telling some short stories to the Namibian children before they go to sleep.
Why do I always smile when I see my face in the mirror?
Dream as though you'll live forever, live as though you'll die today (James Dean)
Maybe because you tell yourself jokes while looking in the mirror.
Why is lettuce green?
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
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They wanted to be blue, but the sea had already used up all the remaining blue.
'WHAT?! Oh, I can't believe you! Tell me you didn't do it! Not again! Geez! When, when will you learn?'
Tuesday, November 6th, 2011 at 7:45 PM.
Why do people compare apples and oranges?
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"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
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