Because they'd be stupid enough to do that!
Why is it that men aren't the first ones to approach a woman?
Because they'd be stupid enough to do that!
Why is it that men aren't the first ones to approach a woman?
We do, but but not exactly in a straight line, which is the shortest distance between two points...
Why are women so aloof?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Because their coordination is a bit off!
Why do we have to have people who label others?
"Don't let the world deceive you
Don't let their words betray you
Don't let their lies deceive you
Lead them to their graves
We will not die this way
Death claims us no more
Do not grief, end the suffering
We will live, live eternal..."
So labelmakers don't go out of business, and bring down the whole economy with them.
Why can't I have my own personal minions?
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
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Cuz you ain't got nuff street cred yet, Big K
Why are roses red, and violets are blue, instead of roses being rose and violets being violet?
all crayon makers were too lazy to make new crayons.
why does gas always fall the day after i buy it for 20 cents more?
[&& just forget the world]
The person who sets gas prices has a grudge against you.
Why do we call certain insects butterflies when they are not flies, nor made of butter?
Originally Posted by kandaurov
Cuz you ain't got nuff street cred yet, Big K
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
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I guess someone accidentaly ate one (or perhaps out of curiosity) and decided that they tasted like butter. And since it flies, they named it the "butterfly."
(I've babysitted for a couple years now, and I always get the 4/5 year olds who always ask "Why?" This is one of my favorite answers. Which then prompted one of them to try to eat bugs. Yuck.)
^_^
Why are two year olds so determined to eat bugs and other poisonous stuff that they find on the floor, but won't eat safe, edible food, no matter what?
they've tasted tht food before, this stuff is new!
What do catterpillars taste like?
Shall these bones live?
Great, according to Hobbs...
What do dogs find so tastey about toliet water?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Hobbs told him to, duh. (Tigers can be very persuasive.) ^_^ Consider it "fine doggie wine."
...Why are tigers so persuasive?
THE STRIPES HYPNOTIZE YOU.
If you throw a banana like a booomerang, will it come back?
Shall these bones live?
Only if you've taught your monkey to play fetch.
... I can't think of a question. Here...
Will someone be creative for me and think up a question? Pretty please with mangos on top?
okay bookinator-
why do people ask pretty please with sugar on top? where is there ever a "please" with sugar on it?
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554 Pleasewithsugaronit Street
Sometown,
Massachusetts 99999
USA
(sorry, just answering one part)
Who really was the one eyed one horned flying purple people eater?
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