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    B's Hill.

    I have gather my ammunintion and have launched my assault on the hill. B is forced to flee from the assault of Pineapples, mangos, apples, and other assorted fruits flying through the air.

    Papaya's Hill.
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    Papaya's Hill. B comes back to the hill bearing a giant bowl of fruit salad that was laced with fruit flavored EX-Lax. B had locked all of the bathroom doors (both mens and womens) and Papaya leaves the hill to relieve herself.

    Good luck Papayahed
    B's Hill
    "I am glad to learn my friend that you had not yet submitted yourself to any of the mouldy laws of Literature."
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    "My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - It gives a lovely light"
    -Edna St. Vincent Millay

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    Bookinator returns to find her treasured hill still subject to countless battles while she was away. Grabbing a bunch of pointy sticks, Book speared all of the fruits lying on the ground, making fruitkabob after fruitkabob. Unfortuntely for B-mental, Mental loooved fruitkabobs. Something about the sweet juices running down the sliver of wood just made him incredibly hungry. Ravenously, he downed stick and stick, forgetting about the Ex-Lax he laced them with earlier. Suddenly he stopped. His eye twitched and... he took off toward the restrooms faster than Sperman OR a speeding bullet.
    ...
    Hey, Ex-Lax'll do that to ya. Anyway, Book them went up and claimed her hill by making a fruit collage that said:

    Book's Hill


    The fruit was so happy for Bookinator, it began to dance to a song about peanut butter and jelly.
    Last edited by The Bookinator; 04-09-2007 at 09:18 PM. Reason: Alas... I cannot spell. At all. >.<

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    Since Bookinator has had a peaceful hill, Book decided to go into experimental science to keep herself busy. One day, she accidentally tripped into a machine that had no use Book could decipher. The machine activated, glad (in it's own machine way) to be of use again. With a whir and buzz and several flashing lights, the door opened and smoke poured out as... two? Bookinators stepped out. Bookie had been cloned.

    "Mua ha ha haaaa!" her clone cried out. "At last, I'm free!" Noticing the original Book's clueless expression, the clone explained that she was indeed, the *gasp* "sane" side of the Bookinator! (Cue thriller music.) Did we even think that was possible?

    ...No, of course not. Anyway, Book's clone advanced menencingly toward Bookie and said 5 magical words...

    "Harry Potter 7 is out."

    With a scream, Book's insane side went flying down the hill toward the nearest bookstore in search of her treasured story.

    Yes fools... I have just evicted myself from the hill by myself. I'm that bored.

    ...

    Yeah...

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    Wow.

    Well...

    Kandaurov ascents to the top. Slowly, calmly.

    But Kandaurov somehow feels that he must kick the hell out of something to feel complete, so Kandaurov heads to K-Fed's, roundhouse kicks him and returns to the top of the hill, proud with his conquest.

    It's mine now! Hu hu

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    Kand's Hill

    I see that Kand is doing some random things on this beautiful hill. Its damaging the beauty and disrupting the peace. If you have to be on MY HILL you will have to behave You just can't go one kicking things and people like that Kand feels so guilty that he decides to leave MY HILL, and never come back.

    I get back to bringing peace back on the hill.

    If you come back Kand, i'll have to make one call to the Gang of Girls from the Coffee Room

    MY HILL !!

    Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul.

    Be the change you wish to see

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    Madhuri's hill.

    Hmm, B cuts the phone and internet connections on Madi's hill. Then he sneaks up on Madi wearing a mask ala 'the scream'. Madi runs off.

    B's hill
    "I am glad to learn my friend that you had not yet submitted yourself to any of the mouldy laws of Literature."
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    "My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - It gives a lovely light"
    -Edna St. Vincent Millay

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    B's hill.

    Since B confused movies, he's the Scary Movie kinda mask-wearing baddie and only manages to hurt himself in the process of scaring Madhuri, thus rendering himself 'out of order'. Do I see a hill for the grabs? I believe I do!

    MY hill!
    I have a plan: attack!

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    Jay's Hill

    HandyAndy sneaks up behind Jay and yells loud behind him and makes him jump and trip then roll down the hill, HandyAndy laughs and takes the hill!

    HandyAndy's Hill
    "Don't let the world deceive you
    Don't let their words betray you
    Don't let their lies deceive you
    Lead them to their graves

    We will not die this way
    Death claims us no more
    Do not grief, end the suffering
    We will live, live eternal..."

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    HandyAndy must forfit the hill for not realising Jay is indded a she

    and Jay is still getting back up so YES My hill

    The smilie flag flies again!
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    Night's hill.

    Finally managing to trudge all the way uphill again, I scare Night's smilies and they scatter all over the hill, forcing Night to chase them with a big bag for safe-keeping. With Night otherwise occupied, the hill's once again free to be reclaimed by its one and only true master... mistress ...

    ME! MY hill!
    Last edited by Jay; 04-12-2007 at 01:04 PM. Reason: too slow
    I have a plan: attack!

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    Jay's hill

    I hand Jay And Night a note that says "Moderators meeting, all must attend signed Scher". Jay and night run off. My Hill

    Papaya's Hill
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    Papaya's hill.

    Upon arriving to a secret mod meeting and finding out that we've been bluffed, one's mod finger tends to itch towards the big red mod button of doom . I ban Papaya from

    MY HILL!!
    I have a plan: attack!

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    Jay's Hill !!

    The button is still in testing stage, instead of banning Papaya, it bans all the mods .....Yay !! We are free to wreck havoc in the forums ....Oops not before I get back MY HILL.

    MY HILL !!

    Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul.

    Be the change you wish to see

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    Mad's Hill

    Mad's too fast for me..

    But what Mad doesn't know is that i'm a sucker for going place I'm not wanted. Like a bad penny i always show up, this time with dynamite in which I blow Mad off the hill. (and a small chunk of the hill as well)

    Papaya's hill
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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