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    So you will be that much more enticed to buy those little air fresheners by the cash register.

    Why does my wrist hurt?
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    Your wrist hurts from too many attempts of Paganini on the violin! (If you have heard some of Paganini's stuff, you will well see why!)

    Why are so many people caught up in the goings on in Fake Wrestling Arenas? You know, the fake wrestling that one 'sees' on tv...??
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
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    Smile

    Take a dive off the top rope through a table onto a bed of tacks and tell me that you "faked" it. "Predetermined outcome" is the words you are looking for. The moves are real enough and they really get hurt. That's why so many die from drug overdoses (pain meds and steriods), and injuries (broken necks, internal injuries, etc.) Why people get so tied up in it, your guess is as good as mine...

    Why do so many people over explain things?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Because their brains are full of bits and pieces of useful information and if it is not shared, then it can overflow the brain and cause the person to suffer bouts of speechlessness.

    Why aren't bartenders paid more since they are the neighborhood shrink? (remember -- this is: Ask a Stooooopid Question, and that IS one...)
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
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    maybe because they chose to be bartenders not shrinks

    What is the meaning of life?

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    the meaning and purpose of life is internet forums and post counts, isn't it?. When will I be able to get the whole game section filled up with the oh so interesting contributions of Shalot?
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    Why do Tom and Jerry always fight?
    "You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."


    To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy

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    They seriously got an overdose of the Three Stooges...

    Why is there such a demand for old re-runs on television?
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    The new runs aren't as fast as the old.

    Why do black felines sleep more than grey?
    My hide hides the heart inside

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    (I didn't know that...)

    Because black cats more often get a blackout. Yeah?

    Why do bubbles appear whenever we boil water?
    "You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."


    To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy

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    Because if they didn't, James Watt would have made us push lunks of rolling steel instead of the lunks of rolling steel pushing us.

    Why do male yorkies urinate in circles?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adolescent09 View Post
    Because if they didn't, James Watt would have made us push lunks of rolling steel instead of the lunks of rolling steel pushing us.
    You have a way, dude. You seriously have.

    Why do male yorkies urinate in circles?
    You have a lot of pets, don't you? Because the female ones don't urinate at all and these males are trying to get them jealous by doing these stunts.

    What does adolescent mean?
    "You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."


    To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy

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    [QUOTE=Laindessiel;355156]You have a way, dude. You seriously have.QUOTE]
    I mean it's ridiculously true though... Think about it

    It means "a doll" throwing fluore"scent" lamps at the floor and then wondering why it breaks.

    Why is red bull yellow?
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    A Red Bull is yellow because of this: Garbage In Garge Out....

    Got it? What goes in must come out.....

    Why am I still awake?
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    because your avatar's open pasted blue eyes never shut like yours aren't shutting right now, and its Friday night. I usually stay up till 4 in the morning on Friday nights..

    Why did the corpulent cow grow wings and ascend over China's great wall?
    My hide hides the heart inside

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