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    the PAM has shaved thier head to better the reception of the steel plate in their head. (Sorry for the nongender pronouns but I don't know your gender)
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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed View Post
    Sorry for the nongender pronouns but I don't know your gender
    My gender is female, and don't worry, I often hope that I have the gender right in this forum, too.... most people are good about it, lol!

    The PAM tried to hem their jeans using a sewing machine, but in leaning forward for too long, sewed their hair in with the jeans!! Oh NO!!
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
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    The PAM fills bowls with dead flies, peanut shells, and coffee grounds and calls it "potpourri".
    "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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    The PAM fills bowls with dead flies, peanut shells, and coffee grounds and calls it a meal.
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    PAM neglects to mention she wrote the book entitled Dead flies, peanut shells, coffee grounds and you: a user's guide to the best things in life. .
    "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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    The PAM, She-Who-Is-Not-To-Be-Named, seems to have escaped her crypt again!

    PS. Thanks, Paws, but my French, which I took in high-scool is horrible. I have to use a translator and then straighten out verbs. I'm Southern American, and backwoods as they come!
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
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    that we cope with our lives...

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    Since PAM describes himself as "backwoods" I will hazard a guess that he has a huge broken TV set in the livingroom, with a smaller working one sitting atop it.

    (Yes, I stole that from Jeff Foxworthy)

    (and Pen, YOU let me out of the crypt, don't deny it! )
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    the PAM eats paste flavored with hot sauce.
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    PAM's favorite morning drink is coffee spiked with rum, hold the coffee. (sorry, just read the love, hate, dislike thread)
    "Don't matter who they are, anybody sets foot in this house, they are company and don't let me catch you remarking on their ways like you were so high and mighty."

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    The PAM has a collection of "I'm with Stupid" teeshirts and all the arrows point upwards. OOoh, feel the burn, Riesa!
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    PAM cannot make it through one dinner without having a milk-out-of-the-nose-snort laughing moment.
    "Don't matter who they are, anybody sets foot in this house, they are company and don't let me catch you remarking on their ways like you were so high and mighty."

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    PAM wonders why, when at the Opera, people glare at her. **She blows a bubble that has Bart Simpson envious**
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
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    PAM hangs out with elephants, and as Pen has forcasted; is willing to be squashed for the cause! The great cause of keeping elephants entertained!
    penuriosus est is quisnam denies scientia

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    Portrait of an artist.....again*sigh*

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    The PAM wears macaroni jewelery - exclusively.
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    I have it on good authority PAM has a soccer ball for a best friend. The ball's name is Wilson.


    (Castaway is on TV...)
    "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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