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    Quote Originally Posted by Schokokeks View Post
    Maybe that you're the one Prince Schoko would carry off first of all Indian princesses ?
    Hmmm....Maybe?

    First of all I am no princess, I am a humble peasant girl who wouldnt mind being swept off her feet by her Prince Schoko

    Err....But, do you really have to carry me? Cant we walk, or take a taxi or something? I am very heavy, you see And from what I see in your picture, you seem to be a delicate prince Its Okay by me if you can, really

    Btw, you dont plan to make a second or third sweep off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AimusSage View Post
    Today I single handedly defeated the Giant Venusian Spider King in glorious combat!!!!! I found it hiding in my closet and smashed it with my newspaper. The evil king was cunning though, and while it managed to evade my first strike, it was not ready for the second deadly smash that ultimately splattered him on the side of the closet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schokokeks View Post

    Have you ever considered working in a kindergarden ? They'd love you .
    on the contrary, they would fear me

    Have I ever told you about the time I walked by a kindergarten school and the children all started screaming?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madhuri View Post
    First of all I am no princess, I am a humble peasant girl
    All right, you can tell this to all the other princes, but I'm not buying it !

    Quote Originally Posted by Madhuri
    Err....But, do you really have to carry me? Cant we walk, or take a taxi or something? I am very heavy, you see
    Pah, what kind of prince were I if I wouldn't even carry you off properly ? My armor might be a bit in the way, but ere I fly over, I'll practise some more .

    Btw, you dont plan to make a second or third sweep off?
    Hmmm...here I would need consuling...Are men really like that ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AimusSage View Post
    Have I ever told you about the time I walked by a kindergarten school and the children all started screaming?
    Err...a hair-do problem, maybe ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schokokeks View Post
    Err...a hair-do problem, maybe ?
    Maybe, but all I know is they all cowered in fear behind their teacher, who was just telling them about the benefits of brocolli. That evil woman, planting the seeds of evil in those young minds. Now that I think about it, I think the brocolli had already corrupted them, and that is why they all screamed. Those poor children...
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    Aw! That damn broccoli! That woman should be reading to her pupils, not scaring them with talk of vegetables!!
    I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
    Waiting for a winter to be done.
    Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
    In all that I could never overcome?

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    Especially if it's the wrong ones (read: non-turnip) .
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    finally, people who understand the evil that is brocolli!

    Turnips on the other hand, as the little Cookie was kind enough to mention, are the best and most valuable vegetable in the universe. Not only that, but they are the ones that will someday safe us from the oppression that is brocolli.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schokokeks View Post
    Especially if it's the wrong ones (read: non-turnip) .
    Well, of course! That goes without saying
    I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
    Waiting for a winter to be done.
    Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
    In all that I could never overcome?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schokokeks View Post
    Pah, what kind of prince were I if I wouldn't even carry you off properly ? My armor might be a bit in the way, but ere I fly over, I'll practise some more .
    Thanks for your assurance my sweet Prince. I feel safe now

    Hmmm...here I would need consuling...Are men really like that ?
    Yes, they are like that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madhuri View Post
    Yes, they are like that
    really really?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AimusSage View Post
    really really?
    Many a times So, it cant be generalised, and I have to say good men do exist
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    Yay!
    Seventh in the national mathematics olympiade. Plus, we made it into the next round where we shlal see whether we shall go to Vietnam for the international contest or not.
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    Thats a splendid news, Tal. Congratulations !!
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