the worms need food
Why is ice cold?
the worms need food
Why is ice cold?
Last edited by kilted exile; 03-23-2007 at 02:59 PM. Reason: too slow
There once was a scotsman named Drew
Who put too much wine in his stew
He felt a bit drunk
And fell off his bunk
And landed smack into his shoe ~(C) Ms Niamh Anne King
Because if it were hot we wouldn't have vodka on the rocks anymore .....Originally Posted by kilted exile
Why do we sigh?
To disguise the noise coming out behind out backside. :-)
Why do some websites ask you to verify these numbers that you see? If you couldn't see or read you wouldn't have got that far!
We can never know what to want, because living only one life we can neither compare it with our previous lives, nor perfect it in our lives to come'
Milan Kundera,The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Parce que c'est toi, parce que c'est moi
that's just a typing test --- it's a study being conducted by the STC to see how the typical internet user interacts with and uses the Site in question....
(you said give a stupid answer, not the right one)
Why is not okay to just look the way you look? Why is socially acceptable to shave, and have your hair color and spend lots of money on make-up and clothes and moisturizer etc?
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
Your mama.
Do you believe in the tooth fairy?
I do! And also in Santa Claus
Why didn't we develop a cud? It would be useful!
Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions!
the whole boatload of sensitive!
— Allen Ginsberg, Howl II.
Requires four stomachs. My one is already too big!
Could we chew cud?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Sure, we could........IF we could get it away from the cow first.
The real question is; would we WANT to?
NO!!!! Cows are too tasty, even if Oprah doesn't like them
Why do we care what Oprah thinks??
because we might get a present....and she has great taste in jewelry...
why do we pay so much to see a movie?
Because we like to be annoyed when people talk so then we can say something in the dark when no one knows who said it and then feel like a hero.....faulty courage....
Why do all the movies today seem dumb?
Because you sat in the theater all day and watched repeats of Dumb and Dumber.
Where have you been?
Inside, Outside, Upside Down!
Who wants to know?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
willy wonka..he's preparing his next adventure and was wondering if you wanted to attend
where do flowers go when they stop blooming?
To a blooming marvellous (UK saying) place.
Look out of your window and tell me what you see?
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