By dipping their fingers into different colours of paint.
Where is the edge of the universe?
By dipping their fingers into different colours of paint.
Where is the edge of the universe?
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
Just over there round the corner a bitty.
Why are green peppers just as tasty as red peppers?
Because they're complementary colors or some such. Plus green's better.
Why is America so culturally insensitive?
May curiousity kill me, and may satisfaction bring me back.
I seem to have finally found my way back to heaven online, formally known as you all. I've missed you all so much....
Ummmm, because America is the melting pot and there are lots of different people in America so naturally, people get confused and it's just easier to assimilate and adopt the same idealogy. The only problem is that it's also ingrained into us that freedom is good and individuality matters and with all the conflicting messages we get confused and have brain spasms.....
Why are run on sentences so fun?
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
Because it makes one feel powerful to be able to laugh in the face of the rules of punctuation.
Why can't I overcome my LitNet addiction?
Because you're an addict.
Does it really take one to know one?
You should already know!
Does saying something really make it so?![]()
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
I am fit, sexy, brilliant and rich. I am fit, sexy, brilliant and rich. I am fit, sexy, brilliant and rich.
Nope...apparently saying a thing does NOT make it so.![]()
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Not a whole lot....![]()
How do we know what we know? And Why?
I don't know that I KNOW anything.....I think a lot of stuff; but can't prove anything.
Where can I get the best Philly Cheesesteak; outside of Philly?
My favorite place NYC!
Where can I go where I am sure I won't run into anyone I know??
come to my neck of the woods.....you probably wont run into anyone...at all...period. (why don't you want to see anyone you know? got something to hide?)
What goes best with a good detective novel? Red or white wine?
Red wine!!!!
Its rich and dark... White wine is for Summer...very light...
(maybe, maybe not)
What is better Bourbon or Beer?
Bourbon.... gives me that warm-fuzzy feeling without having to pee every 3 minutes.
Take-out tonight!! Chinese or Italian?
Chinese!!!
Chocolate Cake or Chocolate Chip Cookies???