They keep sending my kids back home!![]()
Same question!
They keep sending my kids back home!![]()
Same question!
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
They're more concerned with league tables than education.
If you had the secret to the universe what would you do with it?
put in in my pocket
what makes you happy in the morning?
A good sleap during the night
What would make you happy in your life?
Oh! life you'r but hell
Oh! hell you'r but in me
When I'v lost your love
I'm lost in an ocean of destiny
ok i'll bite
french toast
What number system is being used here, pray tell? Maybe. Maybe not.![]()
Does lard make good sunscreen?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
If you are screening the sun's rays to see how much damage they can do. A 2 page questionnaire is included.
Why doesn't company come when my nose itches?
They don't want to catch you in a compromising position just in case your finger "accidentally" slips inside a nostril whilst scratching.
Why does the waitress wait to ask my how my meal is while my mouth is full of food?
"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." - C.S. Lewis
Because she wants to catch you off guard and not let you have time to make up a lie.
Why must we type cast Little Red Riding Hood?
Youse want she should be Little Gun Moll in Da Hood?Da Godfether
Why does Massachusetts have such a grim reputation? So they had the Salem Witch trials, Lovecraft, etc. So what?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
It's something in the water.....
I've always thought there was something dark under all that puritanical repression as well.
How long have you known your best firend?
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
for... *counts on fingers* 7 years. Half of my life.
What is your most favorite place in the world?
today it is in the family room, tomorrow...who knows
How would you define define?
pretty. For example, "That dress is really de-fine!"
Did you have a crush on Huckleberry Hound when you were a kid?