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    Quote Originally Posted by kathycf View Post
    Sure, in Monopoly money. Do you want tens and twenties?

    Why do we have toes?


    So when we do toe excercises people won't think we're crazy.

    How am I feeling today?

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    Depends. Does that mean I as in ktd or in I as in referring to myself in 3rd person?

    Why I am I making little to no sense today? Was it the total 4 hours sleep or the lack of amusing books to read?

    *sniff* All of my books are still packed up!! T_T I hafta go to the library and return my stuff, I need something to read...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bookinator View Post
    Depends. Does that mean I as in ktd or in I as in referring to myself in 3rd person?

    Why I am I making little to no sense today? Was it the total 4 hours sleep or the lack of amusing books to read?

    *sniff* All of my books are still packed up!! T_T I hafta go to the library and return my stuff, I need something to read...
    From the thread title I assumed the "I' is me. How could you possibly know how I feel?

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    I don't know, let me consult my Magical Book of Confuddlement... *consults*
    ...
    Ah, yes, it says right here (on page 852) that I am all-knowing (I only have to go to school because I may have forgotten a few things...), so I think you are *puts hand to head in a mysterious way* ....rather amused/weirded out by my latest installment. Hmm? Hmm? Did I get it right?

    Well, did I? Hmm? ^_^

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    So where is the stupid question, Bookie?

    Why can we access the Internet?
    "You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."


    To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy

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    Smile

    Telepathy still has a few bugs in it.


    Why is reality so real?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    I think that goes along the lines of why is sand so sandy? Or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

    Why doeth the word lithp have an "th" in it if you can't even thay it right?

    (Translation: Why does the word lisp have an "s" in it if you can't even say it right?)
    Last edited by The Bookinator; 02-03-2007 at 07:01 PM.

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    Well it thounds ok to me. How thould it thound?

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    Smile

    Sufferin' succotash Son, how would I know? You're despicable!

    Why are the old cartoon still so funny?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Despicable? Moi? Why that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me in a week?

    They are still funny because you know what's coming and the laughter is just waiting to let rip.

    Why was ten afraid of seven?

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    because 6 - 3 equals 3.

    Where is poetess?

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    Lining in sin with po - teen.

    NO BUT BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE.....
    Why cant a leopard change his spots?

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    so he wouldn't b mistaken for a zebra !!!


    Y do i have a headache
    Last edited by sam96; 02-04-2007 at 06:42 PM.

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    Your posts are amways so funny Uncle Pen! I love them!!!

    Why does Sam have a headache? Oh poor Sammy, Toni must've transferred mine to you! Geez... *whispers* I tell you, she has powers unknown...

    Why do contravidas in movies wear thick, black leather jackets??? And why can they always dodge the bullets targeted at them? Are they THAT lucky???

    *obvious I just watched Transporter on HBO. Jason Statham is unbelievable hunk-ish on that one. Beeetter than in Cellular.*
    "You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."


    To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy

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    Because we wouldn't want them to lose their hunk-ishness on a bullet! O.O I personally, like Legolas in Lord of The Rings... Some guys can just wear tights and blonde wigs! ^_^

    Things are supposed to be thawing out right about now, but why is it so flippin' cold here? And its all sunny out there too.... *daydreams in sunshine*

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