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    bluevictim's hill

    I open up a teleporter and bluevictim gets moved to some other, almost as pleasant, hill. With the head of a fly, no less.

    Kathy's hill!
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    dastardly, traitorous bananas!
    but, due to my great propensity to falling up things, I, in the epitome of clumsiness, fall up my hill, taking out the poor king "May she rest in peace," in the process.
    King, Queen, whatever
    A bit that I wrote: Vanilla Ice Cream. Comments and critique welcomed! :-)

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    ha, I beat you this time zanna.

    I guess that makes the hill all mine!!!
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    kathycf left the teleporter door open, so zanna falls up through it onto my other, almost as pleasant, hill, which (due to the nature of the fabric of spacetime) causes me to teleport back to the hill. MY HILL, that is.

    EDIT (argh! asynchronous communication): kathycf falls through the teleporter, too.
    Optima dies ... prima fugit

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    well, I seriously considered staying on my new hill, but of course you want what you can't have, so I teleported back to the hill, and in the aftermath of the teleporter's explosion, realized I am the last (wo)man standing on MY HILL!
    A bit that I wrote: Vanilla Ice Cream. Comments and critique welcomed! :-)

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    The hill has been busy!

    zanna's hill

    The hill is warm, nay hot, nay molten due to all the recent activity. Poor zanna, she looks a little....melty. Luckily I have my firewalker shoes on, no problem for me to stroll up and claim...

    My hill!
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    Kathy's hill (I knew those socks would come in handy sometimes )

    Putting my hazardous radioactive socks on, no amount of molten whatever can ever hurt me. I sneak behind Kathy and shout BOOOOOO!!! loudly, causing Kathy to slip and slide all the way down the side of the hill... What is it with Kathy and gravitation recently?

    My hill
    I have a plan: attack!

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    Jay's hill

    Tinita09 uses her new version of a Dirt Devil, and cleans all of the molten away. As Jay appreciatively shakes her hand for cleaning the mess, Tinita09 pushes him down with her other hand, while politely saying "Your welcome."

    Tinita09's hill!
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    You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?"
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    Tinita09's hill

    meanwhile, zanna sneaks up the hill with a , covers Tinita's mouth, and quietly growls, "You'll give up the hill if you know what's good for you, lollypop." Tinita is so scared of the rival gangstmember that she quakes for a minute, only an instant, mind you, but that's all the time it takes for zanna to boot her off the hill!

    My hill! (brandishes and laughs gangsta laugh)
    A bit that I wrote: Vanilla Ice Cream. Comments and critique welcomed! :-)

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    Zanna's hill

    From a cliff off to the distance a cable shoots out and clings onto the surface of the hill. Down rappels Sempra and on his back a bag full of cramped primates. With a grin Sempra pulls the bag open sending the group of hungry monkeys rampaging towards Zanna. He is overpowered and during the confusion that ensued his arm was mistaken for the bigger fruit...
    He tumbles down the hill along with Sempra's chimpy companions, leaving Sempra alone to claim his territory.

    Sempra's hill (he unpeals Zanna's dropped and takes a big bite, savoring the flavor)
    Everyone has photographic memory... some just don't have the film.

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    Sempra's Hill

    Sempra should have known better. Dancing bananas will only induce motion sickness. Sempra now finds he needs to vacate the hill, pronto. Aw, I feel bad, but regret has no place on...

    MY HILL!!!
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    Kathy circles the summit of the hill in victorious glee, when all of the sudden her foot catches a ditch and she loses balance. Kathy falls over, but catches an edge of the hill, roaring waters below her. Hanging on by a mere finger, she looks up to see Sempra, still a little green, but smiling as he gently lifts the finger that keeps her on his untouchable hill. Sempra waves goodbye to his unfortunate adversary.

    Sempra's hill
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    Sempra starves to death from lack of food on the hill.
    In the words of the seagulls from Finding Nemo
    "MINE"
    My hill, fools! Bwahahaa! ^_^

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    The Bookinator's hill

    as the name might imply, the Bookinator is very possesive of his (her?) books, and when I snatch one from behind his back and toss it for the hills (ahem, those distant ones), he runs away, screaming, "Nooooo! Not Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!" I shake my head, a little ashamed of so provoking a fellow book lover, but still sit down, pleased, on MY HILL!
    A bit that I wrote: Vanilla Ice Cream. Comments and critique welcomed! :-)

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    Zanna's hill.

    Making sure s/he (? sorry, lost track) stays 'cooler than you' indeed, I put him/her into a freezer and conveniently forget all about him/her. Now an icicle can't rule a hill, can it?

    My hill!
    I have a plan: attack!

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