Papaya's 'The Amazon Queen'

[Jay]

Aye, aye, cap'n! (once I find them that is)

Amazons, report aboard! STAT!

[kathycf]

*drops a package with a biohazard sticker prominently displayed*

Here be that wench Jay's socks!

Ye have aroused me ire with yer sneakin' aboard the Dastardly with yer smelly socks and yer sedatives. Once me ire is aroused, well. Ye have been warned ye scalawag crew O' seafarin' wenches and one squire!

*stomps off in pirate outrage*
And there better be some chocolate aboard the Dastardly, that is all I've got to say!

[RobinHood3000]

Naturally, lady Kathy. Keeping you happy is our favorite duty.

[Jay]

*stomps off in pirate outrage*

Careful with that stom.... *watches Kathy slip on a soap and land on her backside* -ping, freshly scrubbed deck!

[kathycf]

Naturally, lady Kathy. Keeping you happy is our favorite duty.

Careful with that stom.... *watches Kathy slip on a soap and land on her backside* -ping, freshly scrubbed deck!

Yar, Robin. Do a wench a favor and dirty up that freshly scubbed deck, will ye?

[RobinHood3000]

~ptui~

How's that for a start?

[kathycf]

Excellent, excellent. I hear Jay be scrubbin the deck next.

[Jay]

Just don't slip on that ~ptui~ on your ways off the ship, will ya , wouldn't want anything to happen to the Dasterdlies, now would we?

[Stanislaw]

yar, how be a ship o piracy be clean?

[Jay]

Recently I developed this annoying habit of polishing things (like my throne on the hill ), y'all just pray it's not contagious

[amuse]

*clunk* 'twas you that polished that mast, weren't it? darned slippery thing it be! an' here i wanted to slip in all quiet like, and instead have bruised me bleeding ar*e!

Scher? beggin' yer pardon, where ye be?

<<Scher, it's amuse, i'd really like to sail with you and your esteemed crew, if I may be so bold as to presume upon you while you're busy at the helm.>>

i dinna can cook or fire cannon, but i can make some fighty mine grub if it be someone's birfday, and this sword makes a nice clean sound when i whistle it through some scurvy knave who won't hand over his gold or his (can't type the next with a staight face ) booty.

[Jay]

I've been polishing no masts, I only specialize in thrones and decks

Barfday? Now what a nice imaginative way to call such a special day!

Cap'n Scher's unfortunately retired

[amuse]

i were goin' to slip in quiet like and fix that mistake! am making a bleedin' mess of silence, ain't i?

mebbe i had a little too much grease on my hands from pulling out the innards of that first lieutenant some days ago, a bit cheeky he was. must make sure not to slip on the deck, a bit clumsy now and then.

hallo, Jay!

Papaya, may i join? i'll pick ya lots of um...i know!...papayas and mangoes when we land at beautiful islands. an' i ain't led any mutinies or nothin' in my bleedin' life.

plus, i'll be a silly, harlequin-like addition at all barfdays, birfdays and such. an' it ain't like we can git a jester noplace near to these waters on short notice.

[Jay]

Greetings, Az!

Everything looks quiet. Feel like stirring some trouble over at the Dasterdly Stan's?

[amuse]

Greetings, Jay!!! Definitely, where ye be? Think I missed ya when i were catchin' a bit of shut-eye...