Stan's Dasterdly Ship

[Stanislaw]

I noticed, but 'twas waaaay back when wanton orgies were on the brain, which means that wench-singular doesn't register quite so easily ...

singular wench...

Cap'n Stan, are you gonna supply the Nachos or is this a BYON ship. Oooh, I'm getting goosebumps. Is this the love boat cap'n? Can I be Issac the Bartender?

er love boat, is not onething I have heard it be called, but I guess I be a pretty open cap'n...so if tendin yonder bar be yer thing...then a bartender ye be!

Also Stan, I declare that there will be no singing on the boat unless its showtunes.....I mean it!

er, I'm gonna haft disagree with er thison request though we be pirates...I dinna think we are very penzantish...er atleast most o the singin I hoid so fars been a drunken drawl o the finest lads and wenches o the Dasterdly!

Yaarh? Ye do know this is a pirate ship? Methinks if any member o' the crew be singing showtunes Cap'n Stan be making them walk the plank posthaste...

Ya know, on the Amozon we have a realy good dental plan. See-->

yar...we dinna be needin dental...only the peoples we be beeting be needin dental!

Who needs a dental plan when one has no teeth.

yarsh eshactly

Scram, you! Pirates have no need of dental plans, there always be the wooden dentures for any misfortunate who 'as lost their teeth in the line of duty. Avast!

yarr indeed here be the latest o "Cap't Stans Dentistry"

[kathycf]

Tis amazin how Cap'n Stan be posting a pic of me ideal squire....

[RobinHood3000]

singular wench...

Meaning, but one. Of course, Kathy's worth quite a few more than one......

[kathycf]

Of course you will get no disagreement from me about that Robin. Although I swear I saw mir around here a while back...

[Stanislaw]

yar did'n or did'n not some pass some lead er thar way yets?

[kathycf]

Yaar, ye be right I suppose, Cap'n. This fine wench be a bit confused as to yer exact meanin' but...ahoy!

[Stanislaw]

er, be passin lead on thar way to the spy...canna be havin spies around eh?

[kathycf]

Spies?! We be eatin' spies fer dinner, or do they give us the indigestion? Yaar, do we have antacids aboard, Cap'n?

[Stanislaw]

O coarse we be havin havin antacids! waht kind o pirate be we if we dinna have any!

[kathycf]

Then we be spy eatin' antacid takin' pirates, the very best kind o' pirates. Them yonder Amazons will be a shakin' in their wee booties now.

(OMG! I get so piratey when I am over tired! I should go to bed, it is after 2am here...)

[Madhuri]

er, be passin lead on thar way to the spy...canna be havin spies around eh?

I have quite some information about your plans Stan, dont worry, you'll never catch me, I am a very stealthy spy.

Spies?! We be eatin' spies fer dinner, or do they give us the indigestion? Yaar, do we have antacids aboard, Cap'n?

you meant - spices for dinner, ofcouse too much of it will lead to indigestion.

let me get you some antacids...

*sneaking away to get sedatives instead*

[kathycf]

Yaar, after her! She think she be so sneaky! Yer antacids be anathema...I *yawn* oh no she got me *yawn* zzzZZZ... curse ye, Maddie...zzzzz

(goodnight! )

[Madhuri]

Good...mission accomplished...all asleep.....

*to Amazons* ATTACK!!!! *racing towards the Dasterdlies with my sword high in the air* *killer expression on my face*

*no sound from behind* *Stopping right in the middle, sword still in air, looking back* *no Amazons in sight*

*Darn they are still in the salon*

Com'on Virg, not you too....

[ktd222]

ARGHHH! We Dasterdlies have to stop falling for this sale: purchase a pedicure and get a manicure for free..

[Stanislaw]

yar draw steel...those who be awake! er, seems be aint o much to fightin ere...care fer a drinks?