Because the president got caught in the cabinet so often they made a habbit of having meetings of the cabinet there.
Why do some places not allow open-toe shoes?
Because the president got caught in the cabinet so often they made a habbit of having meetings of the cabinet there.
Why do some places not allow open-toe shoes?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Because they don't want to see the green mold between the toes.
Why do ducks like water?
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
To hide the fact that they just went do do.
Why do I like the song "skin-a-ma-rink"
Because ducks have developed an Arthurian religion where they worship the Lady in the Lake.
Because it is the only one you know the lyrics too
Why?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Because they're afraid of heights, so they don't live in trees like other birds.
Why do libraries contain books?
Just in case the librarian needs kindling.
Why can a verb sometimes act like an adverb?
Because it runs low on money and needs sponsorship.
Why do people wear striped stockings?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Originally Posted by dramasnot6
To blend in with zebras
Why does life have to be like a box of chocolates?
Because that way it'd taste good!
Why is there never enough time?! :P
LPRox015 ~ Linkin Park Roxxxx!
Because a clock has only 12 points.
Why does the sun feel warm?
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
Hot toddies.
Why is moonlight so lovely, but cold?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Because of some ice mages that have cast huge spells over it, giving it +60 for Freezing Aura with no blocks allowed.
Why do colleges make you do exams?
I may disagree strongly with what you have to say, but I will die to defend your right to say it.
They don't make you-- you don't have to pass, ya know!
Why does everybody think they know exactly what the answer to everthing is?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Because we want to.
What is Beauty?
The Jackle
"Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.”- Napoleon Bonaparte
"Be resolute, fear no sacrifice, and surmount every difficulty to win victory."- Chairman Mao Zedong
"Veni, Vidi, Dormivi" (I came, I saw, I slept)
Beauty is beautiful
Why are televisions no longer black and white
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