As a marketing technique of 50's style beauty salons
Why do we use TV remotes?
As a marketing technique of 50's style beauty salons
Why do we use TV remotes?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
So we don't have to call the children away from their homework and ask them to change the channel for us.
Why do computers make whirring noises?
Life is not a static display. It took change to be where you are today--effect the change to be somewhere else tomorrow.
~MJ Ravenscroft
Beccause they secretly wish to be helicopters.
Why men have facial hair?
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
Because women with facial hair is just socially unacceptable
Why is green greener than blue?
Life is not a static display. It took change to be where you are today--effect the change to be somewhere else tomorrow.
~MJ Ravenscroft
Because its envious
Why is honey sweet?
wow look at ya go autumn! youll be there in no time!
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Because they are not vinegar, lol
Why do we turn 50?
Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions!
the whole boatload of sensitive!
— Allen Ginsberg, Howl II.
Because it's between 49 and 51
Do butterflies make a noise when landing upon dew-laden flower petals?
Thanks, dram, for the encouragement!Originally Posted by dramasnot6
wow look at ya go autumn! youll be there in no time!
Last edited by AutumnGal; 12-30-2006 at 12:16 AM.
Life is not a static display. It took change to be where you are today--effect the change to be somewhere else tomorrow.
~MJ Ravenscroft
They usually say "ouch!"
Why do we only have one nose?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Because blowing two during a cold would be such tedium!
Why did the frog dislike the cross-eyed rabbit?
Life is not a static display. It took change to be where you are today--effect the change to be somewhere else tomorrow.
~MJ Ravenscroft
Because he couldnt watch and admire his hopping!
Why doesnt everyone just use chopsticks?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Because not everyone is Asian.
(sorry, Im really lousy)
What happens if I dont ask a stupid question?
Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions!
the whole boatload of sensitive
— Allen Ginsberg, Howl II.
Then youd be too smart for your own good!
Why do dogs hunt in packs?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Because fish already swim in schools.
Why do old people think back to days of old?
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
Because they secretly wish they would look young.
Why do we have to type when trying to convey a message threough the computer?
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy
Because none of us read brail.
Why do I still have a black and white television?
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