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    It's from making those goofy faces when you're a kid, especially the ones where you stick your tounge out, or peel back your eyelids.

    Why do people record the same songs, or "borrow" solos?
    A bit that I wrote: Vanilla Ice Cream. Comments and critique welcomed! :-)

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    Zany Zanna...

    Because, believe it or not, they wanna get to jail. That way, they can sing their hoaxed songs freely. With the police listening ofcourse.

    Corny, I know.

    Why do we have different timezones?
    "You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."


    To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy

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    So not everyone is awake at the same time. Could you imagine if all LitNetters got on, say at 4 in the afternoon? Besides, that would suck if it was 12PM and it was dark outside, then when you went to bed, the sun would be streaming in your windows!

    Why is it really hard for some people to float?
    A bit that I wrote: Vanilla Ice Cream. Comments and critique welcomed! :-)

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    Because it`s easy for some others


    Why do you dress up?
    I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death. - Robert Fulghum
    Je Chante Une Chanson Sombre
    The Lady of Mine - Opinion please
    A tragedy crept to the name Bathory

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    To keep people from poking their eyes out when they see me naked.
    (NOT a pretty sight)

    Is the grass really greener on the other side of the fence?
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    If you really look like this guy in ur avatar, then yea, NOT a pretty thing lol



    it depends on the color of the fence.


    why are there types of fences?
    I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death. - Robert Fulghum
    Je Chante Une Chanson Sombre
    The Lady of Mine - Opinion please
    A tragedy crept to the name Bathory

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    I look just like my avatar...........IN MY DREAMS!!!

    Because some fences are too painful to sit on.

    How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
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    all of them, they are divine.

    Is Monopoly a reindeer game?
    "Don't matter who they are, anybody sets foot in this house, they are company and don't let me catch you remarking on their ways like you were so high and mighty."

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    No..... they prefer Scrabble.

    What would Kermit & Miss Piggy's children look like?

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    Humans

    I really feel shy when I look at your avatar :P


    I just scratched! why the hell do we scratch?
    I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death. - Robert Fulghum
    Je Chante Une Chanson Sombre
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    A tragedy crept to the name Bathory

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    To make our fingernails feel useful.

    Do snails think they move fast?
    "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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    "Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
    Zippy the Pinhead


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    Only when they are racing with rocks

    Why is the ocean salty?
    I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.


    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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    So you don't confuse it with drinking water
    Love the snails, D.

    Why is our blood salty?
    A bit that I wrote: Vanilla Ice Cream. Comments and critique welcomed! :-)

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    Because vampires hate bland food

    Why do loud noises wake you up?
    I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.


    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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    Otherwise you would sleep forever.

    Why are rain coats waterproof?
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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