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    Thinking...thinking! dramasnot6's Avatar
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    Because its actually laced with caffeine pills

    Why do we run when being chased?
    I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.


    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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    What else would our legs do, silly.

    Why are spectacles see through?
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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    Because they are transparent


    Why does a tree has branches?
    I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death. - Robert Fulghum
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    A tragedy crept to the name Bathory

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    So birds can have resting places.

    why do shoes have heels?

    Hi Poetess. Let me complement you on thinking up this game. It's becoming very popular and I love it.
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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    Because they were made to keep you above ground

    Why is the snow white?


    Virgil, people like you deserve thinking
    I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death. - Robert Fulghum
    Je Chante Une Chanson Sombre
    The Lady of Mine - Opinion please
    A tragedy crept to the name Bathory

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    Because it was named after the fairy tale Snow White

    Why do socks have to match?
    I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.


    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poetess View Post
    Virgil, people like you deserve thinking
    Oh thank you.


    Because then you would only have one.

    Why do we have to clip our nails?
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

    My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/

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    so that we don`t polish them


    why do people feel drowsy?
    I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death. - Robert Fulghum
    Je Chante Une Chanson Sombre
    The Lady of Mine - Opinion please
    A tragedy crept to the name Bathory

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    So designated drivers would have something to do

    Why are there tornados?
    I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.


    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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    So cows can be sucked up inside them and go "Moooo".

    Why ask why?
    "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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    "Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
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    Because it's got less letters than "what."

    Why do men go bald?

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    Because of a conspiracy from the toupee industry trying to bring down the hat industry

    Why do feet smell?
    I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.


    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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    So noses can run.

    Why do we have ears?
    "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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    So you can listen to the strawberries.

    Why are wave actions connected to the gravational pull by the moon?

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    ooh, I actually know that one! *exposes the PHYSICS NERD tatto on her forehead*

    but it's because the moon is trying to steal the ocean, so he can have some water.

    Why is the sky blue?
    A bit that I wrote: Vanilla Ice Cream. Comments and critique welcomed! :-)

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