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    Quote Originally Posted by Janine View Post
    To fill up their cells.........
    You have to ask a question Janine. Otherwise the next person has nothing to respond to.
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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    Question:

    Why are bananas curved in shape?
    "You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."


    To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy

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    So that monkeys can use it as a boom-a-rang.


    Why do tears flow when you cry?
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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    Because they can't flow through your nose!

    Why does a thousand have three 0's?
    "You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."


    To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy

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    Because four 0's would be too many.

    Why do guitars have strings?
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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    Does it have to be twigs?

    Why do we have arms?

    Hello Uncle Virg!
    "You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."


    To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy

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    Well, some of us have two arms and some have only one. Poor Lainy.

    Hi Lainy. Is it Christmas Eve at your place now?


    Why do snakes have poison?
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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    sorry forgot the question....I am really with it tonight!


    Why do people say "yes" when they want to say "not"?
    "It's so mysterious, the land of tears."

    Chapter 7, The Little Prince ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

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    Heck, I messed it all up...went away from puter and came back and did not realise there was another page ...sorry....... will do it right in next post.....
    "It's so mysterious, the land of tears."

    Chapter 7, The Little Prince ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

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    To bite themselves.


    Why do people make fun of the president?
    "It's so mysterious, the land of tears."

    Chapter 7, The Little Prince ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laindessiel View Post
    That was a good one, Mir! Halla!! Done your Christmas wishlist already?
    He he, predictably (for me), i just managed to lose my retainer. My Hannukah present is going to be a new one!

    Because it's rather inconvenient to try picking things up with an extra pair of legs!

    If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they ALL drown??
    No day but today



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    Aah!! That was for Lain! Geez, you people post fast.

    Anyhoo, because it's so very easy!!

    and see question above.
    No day but today



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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil View Post
    Well, some of us have two arms and some have only one. Poor Lainy.

    Hi Lainy. Is it Christmas Eve at your place now?
    Oh poor me...

    Yes! It is December 24th, 12:17 P.M. already.

    Why do snakes have poison?
    Because they don't drink too much water so the poison is not diluted.

    Why is it that the word gnome has a "G" as its first letter?
    "You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."


    To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy

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    no, some dive under the drowned one

    Why do some cats grow so old?
    "It's so mysterious, the land of tears."

    Chapter 7, The Little Prince ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

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    Yeah. Faster than Clark's speerdinh bullet? Look at mine.
    "You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."


    To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy

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