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    Because they eat cotton candy.

    Why do we dream at night?
    "You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."


    To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy

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    Because Freud would have been a nobody if we didn't.


    Why is a computer fast?
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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    To be popular over any typing machine


    Why is it called a "page"?
    I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death. - Robert Fulghum
    Je Chante Une Chanson Sombre
    The Lady of Mine - Opinion please
    A tragedy crept to the name Bathory

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    Because we used to call it "white square made of trees" but couldnt fit it on a name tag.

    Why do dogs need to be walked?
    I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.


    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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    Because we can make it to the toilet


    why do dogs bark anyway?
    I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death. - Robert Fulghum
    Je Chante Une Chanson Sombre
    The Lady of Mine - Opinion please
    A tragedy crept to the name Bathory

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    Smile

    They have a rather limited vocabulary...

    Why do they howl at the moon?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
    Why do they howl at the moon?
    Because they know the Moon cannot howl back at them!

    What happens if you cannot think of a stupid question?

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    "It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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    Then the blue jays win.

    Where does the dark go in the morning?

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    It gets absorbed into the air.


    Why do cars have engines?
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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    Hi Virgil, how have you been?

    So the paint could stay on.

    Why are there cloths in the closet?

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    Good thanks. I haven't seen you around as much. Busy with work and school?

    Because the refrigerator is too small.


    Why do dogs howl?
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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    Because theyre training for choir

    Why does bread crumble?
    I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.


    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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    Because it misses mom.

    Good thanks. I haven't seen you around as much. Busy with work and school?
    No. Both are pretty easy and boring. There just hasn't been the type of poetry discussion we used to have to interest me.

    Is art art?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ktd222 View Post
    Because it misses mom.


    Is art art?
    Only when it's art.

    Why do policemen arrest people?

    No. Both are pretty easy and boring. There just hasn't been the type of poetry discussion we used to have to interest me.
    There's a good discussion on aesthetics here:
    http://www.online-literature.com/for...t=art%27s+sake

    Do you enjoy Shakespeare. There's a good discussion of Antony and Cleopatra, if you've read it.
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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    To fill up their cells.........
    "It's so mysterious, the land of tears."

    Chapter 7, The Little Prince ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

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