Pirates vs Ninjas

[SummerSolstice]

Ninjas... afraid of water? Hah. You amuse me. You're thinking of wicked witches, my friend. I understand your mistake, what with the wearing black and all. But see, the difference is that wicked witches are green, and they fly on brooms. Ninjas fly on nothing at all, and they are not green, and they pwn witches. Also, if you speak ill against witches they'll cackle and send some ineffectual flying monkeys against you. If you speak ill against ninjas, they come with fifty thousand ninja friends and kill you in your sleep.

[Jean-Baptiste]

They'd have to come with 50,000 friends while I'm sleeping. If I were awake, and sober, and had my eyepatch firmly in place, and my leg attached...there'd be no number of ninjas...

[Misscaroline]

J-P, that sounds like you're not totally ready for an onslaught or ambush. I, however, have my bodice dagger handy and the rest within reach...

[SummerSolstice]

If you sleep with a dagger that almost makes you worthy to be ninja. If they come to kill you in the night, you should try to convince them to take you in. Use your feminine wiles.

"Me, I've stolen the hearts of quite a few beautiful ladies. Of course, I've never been able to give them back before they bled to death..." --The askaninja ninja

[Misscaroline]

That's funny, SummerSolstice. I think I'll use my feminine wiles to conquer their hearts and then take them, instead. I don't like to use my powers for too much evil...

[B-Mental]

pirates don't know what feminine wiles are... and they have boats with cannons. Arrr, pirates rule

[Misscaroline]

Sure they do! Feminine wiles, however, are merely breasts and a full tankard that they come with. Wenches are so undermined...

[B-Mental]

Arrh this pirate knows what they are, but is not affected, lost me depth perception while blasting ninjas to smithereens.

[Misscaroline]

At least it was worth it...

[Lily Adams]

So this is kind of an offshoot, but...privateers! They're pirates who are loyal to their country, (if they don't turn into full-on pirates) so they'll die as patriots, and true patriots will work hard at their goal, whether it be fighting ninjas or finding Spaniards to roast over a fire...what? That's what the English privateers did!

[B-Mental]

good point lily, now don't go trying your feminine wiles on me, pirates (privateers) rule

[Stanislaw]

They'd have to come with 50,000 friends while I'm sleeping. If I were awake, and sober, and had my eyepatch firmly in place, and my leg attached...there'd be no number of ninjas...

Har, indeed, spoken like a true mate o the seas!

If you sleep with a dagger that almost makes you worthy to be ninja. If they come to kill you in the night, you should try to convince them to take you in. Use your feminine wiles.

"Me, I've stolen the hearts of quite a few beautiful ladies. Of course, I've never been able to give them back before they bled to death..." --The askaninja ninja

heh...pirate don't need no sword to be catchin the hearts o the ladies...the ladies give 'er hearts freely o'er to a brave pirate!

pirates don't know what feminine wiles are... and they have boats with cannons. Arrr, pirates rule

Course pirates be knowin feminine wiles...why de ye think we be hordin treasures?

Sure they do! Feminine wiles, however, are merely breasts and a full tankard that they come with. Wenches are so undermined...

Exactly...I mean, whats a port stop without wenches???

[Nightshade]

Well if you lot are all going to play with sharp things there needs to be someone to play nurse. oh yes my mother hen genes not to mention the little power hungriness I tend to suffer from on occasion means Im bagging that job

I wonder if I can get my own boat....

[Stanislaw]

...maybe a "life" boat??? get it...nurse...life...saving...ohwell...its 2:47am and this is my first graveyard shift 11:30 pm - 8:00 am...so, maybe its sleep psychosis.

[Nightshade]

tut tut your at work.....