So you can show off your bandages.
Why can't I feel my nose?
So you can show off your bandages.
Why can't I feel my nose?
Because you aren't using your hands (to feel, lol)
Why can't people fly (sans planes)?
What's 'sans' plane?
Why can't I withdraw more than the maximum amount from my credit card?
So that your credit card doesnt feel too objectified and hurt
Why do people hold hands?
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I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
So neither falls on the way when they go buy superglue solvent.
Why are muffins so muffiny?
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
Because the cook added a lot of muffin mix.
Why do people get grey hair?
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
Because chocolate chips are so chippy.
Why do music carry tunes?
I'll answer yours, Uncle Virg.
Because there aren't too many white hairs.
Why do music carry tunes?
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy
Because they tried carrying musical bricks and hurt their back
Why cant the earth be flat?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
because then everybody on the bottom would fall off. It's easier to hang on when you're just on the SIDE of a sphere.
Why does time pass slowly when you're doing something boring and quickly when you're doing something fun?
No day but today
-God is real, unless proclaimed integer-
Because clocks were invented so you could look at them more often than needed. And you only look at them when you're bored.
Why do we have step-mothers? (I don't, mind.)
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy
Because escalator-mother would take too long to say.hi Lain!
Why is a blanket warm?
No day but today
-God is real, unless proclaimed integer-
That was a good one, Mir! Halla!! Done your Christmas wishlist already?
Why are blankets WARM? What, do you want them HOT?
Why do we have tongues?
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy
In the case of women to nag and gossip with!
Where did you get all that red hair?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
I neither got them nor have them. I ate my scarlet horse.
Why is Harry Potter a half-blood?
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy
Anemia, would be my guess...
Why do birds fly?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
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