How can we know if this is true or not unless we try??Originally Posted by Jean-Baptiste
How can we know if this is true or not unless we try??
Take my word for it, Basil. Seven times is all that can be managed, and that's a real magic trick. If you have some brilliant suggestion on how to do it, I'm all ears. If I could just manage eight folds, then I'd be worth something!
These fragments I have shored against my ruins
James Joyce, the pirate.Why don't you write books people can read? -Nora Barnacle
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I'd like to see that!
the luminous grass of the prairie hides
feet lovely and still as sleeping doves,
porcelain bones strong enough to carry a life,
but weighty and unmovable
As black Dakota hills. ~ Riesa
I have to be really, Rrreally provoked. It's quite a complicated maneuver, and requires the full focus of my ire.
These fragments I have shored against my ruins
James Joyce, the pirate.
Insupportable claim: Reading my stories will make you a better person. Do your best to prove me right.
Capital 'R' really?! Wow! That's mad!Do you let off any warning signal before you blow or are you just off?
the luminous grass of the prairie hides
feet lovely and still as sleeping doves,
porcelain bones strong enough to carry a life,
but weighty and unmovable
As black Dakota hills. ~ Riesa
Usually I look like thisfor point two seconds first. Unless I see a certain someone approaching Finland without any pants, then there is no warning.
These fragments I have shored against my ruins
James Joyce, the pirate.
Insupportable claim: Reading my stories will make you a better person. Do your best to prove me right.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Subterranean!
1. Birds do not sleep in subterranean, though they may rest in her from time to time! (I give comfort)
2. Subterranean will always turn right when leaving a cave.(I have 2 right hands)
3. There are 336 dimples on subterranean.(one in in each day)
4. Subterranean is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives! (I'm old!)
5. When subterranean is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes. (I'm slow)
6. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of subterranean. (I'm not unique)
7. Subterranean is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards. (I'm feminine)
8. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of subterranean! (least am not that fat)
9. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with subterranean. (again, I'm not special)
10. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and subterranean. (....what?)
Only half the size of the Millennium Dome, eh? You're doing very well!
I've always wondered what that was.
These fragments I have shored against my ruins
James Joyce, the pirate.
Insupportable claim: Reading my stories will make you a better person. Do your best to prove me right.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Toni!
1. Worldwide, Toni is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
2. Red Toni at night, shepherd's delight. Red Toni at morning, shepherd's warning!
3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Toni would protect them from evil spirits.
4. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Toni.
5. Toni is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
6. Toni can use only about ten percent of her brain!
7. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Toni, and 400 times smaller.
8. The Toni-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Toni-fights take place there every day.
9. Toni is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
10. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Toni'.
Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions!
the whole boatload of sensitive!
— Allen Ginsberg, Howl II.
Only half the size of the Millennium Dome, eh? You're doing very well!
Jean, the key is to keep thinking positively..
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Night!
1.It is bad luck to walk under Night!
2.Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Night.
3.Pacman was originally called Nightman.
4.White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Night.
5. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Night.
6.Night has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
7. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Night!
8.Night can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
9.The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Night!
10. Worldwide, Night is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
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LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Smilies!
1.Contrary to popular belief, Smilies are not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases they may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
2.During severe windstorms, Smilies may sway several feet to either side!
3.Until the 1960s, Smilies were not allowed to enter Disneyland!
4.Snow White's coffin was made of Smilies.
5.Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Smilies.
6.Banging your head against Smilies uses 150 calories an hour!:
7.Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Smilies.
8.New Zealand was the first place to allow Smilies to vote.
9.Over half of Americans are officially Smilies.
10.Only one person in two billion will live to be Smilies.
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
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Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!
Now what in the world are you doing out there, dear?
These fragments I have shored against my ruins
James Joyce, the pirate.
Insupportable claim: Reading my stories will make you a better person. Do your best to prove me right.
hummm youll have to go through the proper channels and fill out all the aplications with the smilie acceptance council....
I like swimming its great fun, but mostly I was following the mer-folk
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
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