Korova Milkbar (no girls allowed)

[TEND]

Keeping in mind that this is the dear lady I've been married to for 27 years, here was my brilliant pick-up line. We had been best-friends for years. We would tell each other things we wouldn't tell the people we dated. I walked with her one morning before school up to the top of the stairs, and I said, "You know, Mart, there's this girl I've being wanting to ask out, but I can't get the nerve." She gave me a look. "That's not like you. You should never be afraid of anything." I glanced away, and looked back. "Then I'm asking." She said "And I accept." That was almost 28 years ago. Corny? Yeah. But it worked fine!

My oh my, now that is how you ask a girl out. Pen that was a fine example for us all.

[dramasnot6]

You are too Tend! How did your little rendesvouz turn out by the way?

[Virgil]

Keeping in mind that this is the dear lady I've been married to for 27 years, here was my brilliant pick-up line. We had been best-friends for years. We would tell each other things we wouldn't tell the people we dated. I walked with her one morning before school up to the top of the stairs, and I said, "You know, Mart, there's this girl I've being wanting to ask out, but I can't get the nerve." She gave me a look. "That's not like you. You should never be afraid of anything." I glanced away, and looked back. "Then I'm asking." She said "And I accept." That was almost 28 years ago. Corny? Yeah. But it worked fine!

Pen that is not a pick up line. That's too romantic. That's asking a girl for a date. Pick up lines are are rather greasy. It's people looking for one night stands.

Oh! I've gotten a lot of great pick up lines in the past but I think my favorite, and by that I mean the most hilarious was, back in my wild, bar hopping, chain smoking days, I had a guy tell me he just wanted to stand by our table and "watch me make love to my cigarette". My friend and I laughed so hard, I think my friend may have even showered the poor guy with her beer.

Now that is a pick up line. Makes you want to vomit. I can't believe someone would actually say that.

[kathycf]

Oh! I've gotten a lot of great pick up lines in the past but I think my favorite, and by that I mean the most hilarious was, back in my wild, bar hopping, chain smoking days, I had a guy tell me he just wanted to stand by our table and "watch me make love to my cigarette". My friend and I laughed so hard, I think my friend may have even showered the poor guy with her beer.

Wow! That is so totally rude! One guy hinted to me and my friend once that he would "like to be between us" but that cigarette thing is even more chintzy.

[Idril]

Well, I'm sure that shower did wonders for his aroma!

Well, if you're going to put yourself out there in such a bold way, you gotta expect that kind of reaction.

Wow! That is so totally rude! One guy hinted to me and my friend once that he would "like to be between us" but that cigarette thing is even more chintzy.

It was just so awesomely bad yet brilliant in it's own way. We were too busy laughing to be offended and really, you have to give him points for creativity.

[Pendragon]

Pen that is not a pick up line. That's too romantic. That's asking a girl for a date. Pick up lines are are rather greasy. It's people looking for one night stands.

Aw, thanks all of you... You must remember, I said I was naive. Not that I hadn't dated, I went with my former girlfriend two years, everyone thought we would marry. Mart and I dated 11 months. We had been best friends for many years. It's the old case of a man and woman overlooking the obvious while looking for love in all the wrong places...

[dramasnot6]

Aw, thanks all of you... You must remember, I said I was naive. Not that I hadn't dated, I went with my former girlfriend two years, everyone thought we would marry. Mart and I dated 11 months. We had been best friends for many years. It's the old case of a man and woman overlooking the obvious while looking for love in all the wrong places...

You are just too sweet Pen, wish there were more guys with your attitude and words in this world

[OZEED]

Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen I see we have been relegated to page number three.
By jove, we'll have none of that!!!
Raise your glasses good fellows.

[dramasnot6]

Great to see you back in the game Ozeed!

[Pendragon]

A toast to OZ, the Great amd Terrible!

[Virgil]

Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen I see we have been relegated to page number three.
By jove, we'll have none of that!!!
Raise your glasses good fellows.

Hey, nice to see you back Ozeed. We need you to give us a good kick in our less than manly behinds to prop up our masculinity.

[Shannanigan]

I was wondering if we were ever going to see you boys again...

[RobinHood3000]

A toast, indeed!! And if we're lucky, some preserves (Strawberry? Raspberry?) to go with it!!

[Idril]

Are raspberry preserves manly?

[kathycf]

Extremely manly. I think it is boysenberry jam that is a little effeminate, and let's not even get started with the whole marmalade issue.