Korova Milkbar (no girls allowed)

[Pendragon]

Keeping in mind that this is the dear lady I've been married to for 27 years, here was my brilliant pick-up line. We had been best-friends for years. We would tell each other things we wouldn't tell the people we dated. I walked with her one morning before school up to the top of the stairs, and I said, "You know, Mart, there's this girl I've being wanting to ask out, but I can't get the nerve." She gave me a look. "That's not like you. You should never be afraid of anything." I glanced away, and looked back. "Then I'm asking." She said "And I accept." That was almost 28 years ago. Corny? Yeah. But it worked fine!

[Madhuri]

Pen, there are not men like you these days. I simply admire your dedication, love and commitment to your family.

[RobinHood3000]

Keeping in mind that this is the dear lady I've been married to for 27 years, here was my brilliant pick-up line. We had been best-friends for years. We would tell each other things we wouldn't tell the people we dated. I walked with her one morning before school up to the top of the stairs, and I said, "You know, Mart, there's this girl I've being wanting to ask out, but I can't get the nerve." She gave me a look. "That's not like you. You should never be afraid of anything." I glanced away, and looked back. "Then I'm asking." She said "And I accept." That was almost 28 years ago. Corny? Yeah. But it worked fine!

That sounds absolutely beautiful, Pen -- congratulations to you both!! It sounds like the perfect beginning to an incredible relationship that no moviemaker could ever hope to match.

[dramasnot6]

Keeping in mind that this is the dear lady I've been married to for 27 years, here was my brilliant pick-up line. We had been best-friends for years. We would tell each other things we wouldn't tell the people we dated. I walked with her one morning before school up to the top of the stairs, and I said, "You know, Mart, there's this girl I've being wanting to ask out, but I can't get the nerve." She gave me a look. "That's not like you. You should never be afraid of anything." I glanced away, and looked back. "Then I'm asking." She said "And I accept." That was almost 28 years ago. Corny? Yeah. But it worked fine!

Awww Pen...that is unbelievably sweet. You two are very lucky to have eachother

[Misscaroline]

Pen, I only aspire to one day have such a love as precious! It's inspiring, really...

[Koa]

Pick-up lines? Thankfully I hardly ever get any, but when I do they are the most awful things one could imagine From the guys in Hungary who try to conquer you telling you about a certain fact in the history of they're country, to a guy I know now whom I met when we were at a trip around the city, just by the stadium, so he started the conversation with a comment about football... romantic isn't it

[dramasnot6]

Aww poor Koa. I hope one day you find a guy with wonderful, clever pick-up lines worthy of you. Some horrible, juvenile boy in my class last year tried "What would you say if i asked you out?" on me and i told him, as politely as i could, that if he gained the confidence to ask me directly he might get a better answer. Not that i would agree in either case but its good to spread constructive criticism where you can

[SleepyWitch]

heheh, when I was in school I somehow managed to ward off unwelcome admirers just by scowling permanently no one ever tried a pick up line on me which doesn't mean I didn't have admirers, but they were my nerdy friends, not just any old class mate I didn't really know.

[thevintagepiper]

Nope, I use another deodorant to deal with the sweaty smellyness. Lynx (or AXE) is ewww icky ewww. The eau de toillete is just an extra fragrance. I have a Hugo Boss, Armani and Lacoste eau de toillete.

*sigh* I love it when guys wear AXE. It smells nice. Especially in the youth group van when half of them don't wear deodorant; you need something to cover it up somewhat

[Pendragon]

Piper, you don't do your share of "tackling" when you smell AXE, do you? To see some of the commercials for AXE and TAG a man could risk serious injury wearing them!

[AimusSage]

Piper, you don't do your share of "tackling" when you smell AXE, do you? To see some of the commercials for AXE and TAG a man could risk serious injury wearing them!

See, that's exactly the reason why I don't use AXE. It's bloody dangerous!

and I prefer a deodorant that isn't so strong it overshadows my expensive cologne.

Yes, I'm very scent conscious. I can't stand smelly people, and not using deodorant should be a crime. a 100 euro fine would be good.

[Nightshade]

onlyy a 100? I thi9nk a million minumum

[Pendragon]

That says "Your perfume ain't cuttin' it."

[Idril]

Oh! I've gotten a lot of great pick up lines in the past but I think my favorite, and by that I mean the most hilarious was, back in my wild, bar hopping, chain smoking days, I had a guy tell me he just wanted to stand by our table and "watch me make love to my cigarette". My friend and I laughed so hard, I think my friend may have even showered the poor guy with her beer.

[RobinHood3000]

Well, I'm sure that shower did wonders for his aroma!