Pen, you're so adorably sweet! I wouldn't have gotten if I were you either... It's not as if you were looking...
Pen, you're so adorably sweet! I wouldn't have gotten if I were you either... It's not as if you were looking...
May curiousity kill me, and may satisfaction bring me back.
I seem to have finally found my way back to heaven online, formally known as you all. I've missed you all so much....
I've been away for a bit, its been really hectic at the office. So we're talking pick up lines....
Hmmm...
I once went up to a very attractive girl at a friends birthday dinner party and said(two glasses of red wine in hand)
"number one,I could use a really cheesy pick up line, along the lines of heaven must be missing an angel, or number two I could offer you this drink(hands over glass of red) and tell you I think you look ravishing in this black dress."
with that, I turned and walked away. Adding my name and that I hoped she would enjoy her drink.
By the end of the evening we had exchange numbers.
A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying in other words that he is wise today than yesterday - Alexander Pope
Conviction that is not under-girded by LOVE makes the possessor of that conviction obnoxious and the dogma possessed becomes repulsive - Ravi Zacharias.
I switched seats in class to sit next to someone I'd never really met before. I think she likes me now.
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
Robin is turning into a lover boy. First french kissing, now he's hitting on every girl in the class.
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
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Aye, he is young and the red blood runs hot in his veins!
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
In my defence I only used that line once, and I was very drunk at the time. A word to the wise: Even if she takes you up on the offer, it is not a good idea.
There once was a scotsman named Drew
Who put too much wine in his stew
He felt a bit drunk
And fell off his bunk
And landed smack into his shoe ~(C) Ms Niamh Anne King
You know it!Originally Posted by dramasnot6
Definite slap-worthy pick-up line Stanislaw. Im hoping youve never actually used that one
but it was more a joke!
nice!
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1921 - 2006, Rest In Peace.
"Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible"
From what I hear, Robin, you're quite smitten yourself!
And here's a pick-up line I got "wind" of yesterday, since it happened yesterday...:
~guy bumps into girl's left breast "accidentally"- she objects~
Sorry, I wanted to touch your heart...
May curiousity kill me, and may satisfaction bring me back.
I seem to have finally found my way back to heaven online, formally known as you all. I've missed you all so much....
"You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day."
"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together"
Very very cheezy lines....
Someone called me a fox and I didn't realize they actually meant me until about 3 weeks later *oblivious*
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
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are you serious??? I've heard someone refer to a natural log but I thought he was referring to a morning dump.
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
I'm not even going to touch this topic with some of the smut that has reached my ears in local bars :P
It's so unattractive when a guy tries to pick you up, and you say "Oh, sorry, I have a boyfriend," and he says something like, "Well, he doesn't need to know..." Yich! Now, the guys who say "Oh, okay. Well, tell him he's a lucky guy," and walk away...THOSE are the ones I suddenly want to go chasing after
You learn more about a road by travelling it than by consulting all of the maps in the world.
The ones who make me giggle are the guys who get all mad when a woman turns them down and insist it must be because she is a lesbian. Maybe some of the ladies they hit on are, but some guys have an over inflated view of their "charms".
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
~Posting images tutorial~
hahah, my first boy friend was a bit like that (nope I did not turn him down). whenever we went to a bar and there were two ladies at another table talking to each other he'd go "psst,psst, lesbians" and i'd be like "what the hell? has it occured to you that they could be friends?". in his little world, all women were lesbians for some reason. He was convinced that all my female friends were hot on me and kept calling them my "admirers"
there was also a very butch girl in my class who thought all the other girls in her sports team had a crush on her and all the single girls in our class were lesbians and had a crush on her, too. She did get quite a lot of attention from the other girls but that was because she was a leader and she bullied everybody and threatened to find out their dirty little secrets
according to her, everyone was a lesbian and she was the only straight girl in the world. Well, she bragged about her nights with a massage guy. The other girls had real boyfriends... :???:
I wish I knew some pick up line to post..
Last night I walked down a road to pick Koa ( with another friend) and Im walking down the road and I get whats it called when people (usually men sterotypically truck drivers and builders) yell somthing as you walk by? Anyway it happens , and we get 'complimented' in arabic accompanied by sniggers becasue they didnt realise I understood them, and for the first time ever I had a comeback just when I needed itI mean I always hate it but its especially annoying when they think you dont understand them.
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