Korova Milkbar (no girls allowed)

[SleepyWitch]

But then I don't have to impress someone as particular as Sleepywitch.

hehe, who said I'm particular?


Aimus, I'm glad to learn you call it AXE up there, too. I've always wondered why it's called LYNX in England. Isn't a lynx a cat with pointy ears? Why would anyone like to smell like that?

[Pendragon]

Yep! A lynx:
I was always close to all big cats, even as a kid, and once was nicknamed "Wildcat" for my fighting style. Strangely, when I drew the cat, it was always a cougar: . This is my spirit guide.

[SleepyWitch]

i like all kinds of (big) cats, too, Pen... but would you really like to smell like one? I mean, in general, cats are very clean.. but then, when you go to the zoo there's this sign where the tigers live: "Caution, animals spray urine."

on the other foot, AXE (what we call it) doesn't sound too trustworthy in English either
we also call "Sure" Rexona.

hum, I'll go to the drugstore at the weekend and sniff Uncle Pen's and Uncle Virgil's nice avuncular "old men's" colognes

[Stanislaw]

I would respond "No, pick up lines like that are whats gonna get you killed."

heh pickup lines here is one that never fails...
"hey baby, those must be moon pants, cause your butt is outta this world!"
...to get ye slapped.

but for cologne, I use this aftershave thing.

[dramasnot6]

Definite slap-worthy pick-up line Stanislaw. Im hoping youve never actually used that one

[Virgil]

Some terrible pick up lines. As bad as Stan's. I hope no one throws a chair at me. *ducks*

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

[mir]

*chair*

okay, that first one - you should use that. By the time they figure it out, you'll have run away.

also - and i did not make this up, somebody at my geek camp did, and it's for a guy -

want to see the exponential growth of my natural log?

no i did not just say that.

[SleepyWitch]

hehe, these pick up lines are hilarious
do people actually use them? in what situations? at parties or something?
I must admit I'm such a sad person I've never been in a situation where people try to pick up random strangers...

[Virgil]

I have never used them. I think the one's I've listed are too far from reality. They're jokes. But there are pick up lines; I just never was any good at that.

[dramasnot6]

Yep! A lynx:
I was always close to all big cats, even as a kid, and once was nicknamed "Wildcat" for my fighting style. Strangely, when I drew the cat, it was always a cougar: . This is my spirit guide.

Aww theyre so cute! I love big cats, they are all just so beautiful and graceful despite their size. Thanks for the heartwarming pics Pen.

[kilted exile]

The pick-up line most likely to result in you slapped/being covered in drink:

"What do I do for a living? I inspect access holes, you know I could check yours for you if you like"

[Virgil]

The pick-up line most likely to result in you slapped/being covered in drink:

"What do I do for a living? I inspect access holes, you know I could check yours for you if you like"

Oh, man!!

[Nightshade]

Good Lord! Feeling a fit coming on.... actually I had a pickup line used on me once and it tottaly sailed over my head needless to say I made I right specticul of myself trying to help this person and didnt realise why he was bent double with laughter till 10 minutes later...

me walking home from school
car of teenage boys pulls up beside me and a boy winds down his window and says " Can you tell me if youve seen a beautiful girl?"

( there is a name Helwah which means sweet/beautiful)
I dont realise whats going on and say" No, sorry havent seen her today, I think she is ill."
que thier laughter my baffled expression and finally the question " Are you a foriegner?."

[Pendragon]

Dear Lord, this is embarassing! You see, I'm a small-town guy, and it's not that we don't have prostitutes, but they are not really out front about it. They have their clients, and meeting places away from the main area, and I am Naive as all heck. Well, I'm coming back from Arkansas from a preaching engagment in several churches, and I stop on the outskirts of Nashsville for gas. I have a nice suit on, and I go in to pay for the gas, go to the Loo, and get something to eat. This rather attractive black girl in tight pants asks me "Sir, are you looking?" My brilliant reply? "For what?" She asked again and raised an eyebrow, and I still don't get what's going on. She smiled, shakes her head, and says "Guess not." It's when she's walking off that it dawns on me. What a doofus!

[Nightshade]

thats precious Pen.