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    Quote Originally Posted by RobinHood3000 View Post
    How is 2 true? The statement says you haven't been back there, and you said you had...?
    I am evidently not hitting on all cylinders, little brother. You are quite correct. I have had two lies. I'll edit. (head bows in shame....)
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    S'all right, brother. No harm, no foul, and 'tis not a huge deal.

    Anyone heard from Elizabeth lately? I'm starting to worry again...
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    Unhappy

    No, I haven't heard a word, and as always, I share your worries. They say no news is good news, but it can be horrible on those who worry about others.
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    I have a driver's license.

    I am legally blind.

    I am epileptic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by davoarid View Post
    I have a driver's license.

    I am legally blind.

    I am epileptic.
    I would say number 1. Because if either 2 or 3 is true, there is going to be difficulty with getting a licence. I am Bi-Polar, and kept my licence by the skin of my teeth. I have to limit my driving to only what is necessary.
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    Ah ha! I tricked you. Number 2 is the lie. My medication manages my epilepsy just well enough that the DMV lets me keep my license.
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    Quote Originally Posted by davoarid View Post
    Ah ha! I tricked you. Number 2 is the lie. My medication manages my epilepsy just well enough that the DMV lets me keep my license.
    Well, as I said, I barely kept my own. Medicine now controls my illness very well, but occassionaly, they cross my medicine, which must be constantly changed and updated, with something it will not mix with, an I will have a seizure. Fortunately, since most of my medicine is taken at bedtime, I've never been driving, but it still isn't fun! Trips to more tests, new adjustments, or worst of all, mental ward for a week or so.

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    Can I go, Pen?

    1. I hate fluff pieces, even though I once won a contest with one.
    2. I have a celebrity crush on Johnny Depp.
    3. I one broke my arm and didn't discover the break until the next day when I fell on it again.

    Good luck!
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    Hmmm... well, to me, one and two appear to be mutually exclusive, unless you're irritated with yourself for having a celebrity crush. People who love fluff may or may not be prone to celebrity crushes, but people who hate fluff are usually too down-to-earth/cynical for something so unrealistic. Not to mention that three is so crazy, it's gotta be true.

    So... which, one or two? I'm gonna go for two. Since 47% of the film-watching female population have a crush on Johnny Depp, it would be a plausible pick for a lie.

    Also: Pendragon, your clapping hands smilie is downright creepy. *shudders*
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    It is a creepy smiley, like two Things meeting... And you're right . I don't have any celebrity crushes, and #3 happened when I was seven. It isn't that bizarre, is it? And I still won't tell what the fluff piece was, or any details of it, but it did happen. Kudos. I have to learn to lie better... ~pout~ Ah, well...I'll get the hang of it later... Who's next?

    And I'm not that cynical, am I?
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    Hahaha... I'm sure not. You probably fall on the down-to-earth side of the line. But the arm break thing is pretty bizarre.

    I'll go!

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    My new cell phone was stolen last month.

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    Come now, Caroline...wait for more than one guess before answering!

    I can't remember if I read number two...I'm going to guess number one.
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    Number three.
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    Number 2 is a lie.
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    I'll also go with #2 -- as it is a 'new' cellphone stolen 'last' month......
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