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    AMOR VINCIT OMNIA OZEED's Avatar
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    So are we gonna see anyone STREAK or what?
    Last edited by OZEED; 11-29-2006 at 02:52 AM.
    A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying in other words that he is wise today than yesterday - Alexander Pope

    Conviction that is not under-girded by LOVE makes the possessor of that conviction obnoxious and the dogma possessed becomes repulsive - Ravi Zacharias.

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    well there is streakers and then there are flashers .... thinks about a newspaper article from a couple of years ...ago..
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    Boys, this could be your fate....


    Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

    Old Man: Certainly not.

    Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose,if you tell me the time?

    Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time.

    Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

    Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.

    Young Man: Quite possible.

    Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.

    Young Man: Quite possible.

    Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?

    Young Man: Possible

    Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter.

    Young Man: Smiles.

    Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.

    Young Man: Smiles

    Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.

    Young Man: Smiles

    Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.

    Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles

    Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.
    Last edited by Madhuri; 11-29-2006 at 07:42 AM.
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    Wait. Oh my, a female streaker





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    Oh my! What nice...........ankles she has.
    A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying in other words that he is wise today than yesterday - Alexander Pope

    Conviction that is not under-girded by LOVE makes the possessor of that conviction obnoxious and the dogma possessed becomes repulsive - Ravi Zacharias.

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    Hey! Take down that picture of me! (looks side to side, scuttles off to hide)
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    Exclamation

    The ah, lady in the photo seems to have come to a revealing moment in her life...


    Talk about missing things, the quiz results are in:

    <p><img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/tggfsf.jpg"><br>
    <font face="Georgia, Georgia Ref, Book Antiqua, Garamond" size="5">
    You're <i>The Great Gatsby</i>!<br>
    <font size="4">by F. Scott Fitzgerald</font><br>
    <i><font size="3">Having grown up in immense wealth and privilege, the world is truly at
    your doorstep. Instead of reveling in this life of luxury, however, you spend most of
    your time mooning over a failed romance. The object of your affection is all but
    worthless--a frivolous liar--but it matters not to you. You can paint any image of the
    past you want and make it seem real. If you were a color of fishing boat light, you
    would be green.</font><br>

    Only this line You can paint any image of the
    past you want and make it seem real.
    is anywhere near correct. I grew up in extreme poverty, have no failed romance, my wife is the soul of honesty, and I despise the color green!
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Shann!! I thought that was saved just for me!!
    Por una cabeza
    Si ella me olvida
    Qué importa perderme
    Mil veces la vida
    Para qué vivir

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    I remember watching that Tennis match Krajicek vs Washington Wimbledon Mens Singles Final (1995 - I think)
    There once was a scotsman named Drew
    Who put too much wine in his stew
    He felt a bit drunk
    And fell off his bunk
    And landed smack into his shoe
    ~(C) Ms Niamh Anne King

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    YESSSSS! first hand info, ah er er um, so tell us did she really have nice ........ankles??
    A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying in other words that he is wise today than yesterday - Alexander Pope

    Conviction that is not under-girded by LOVE makes the possessor of that conviction obnoxious and the dogma possessed becomes repulsive - Ravi Zacharias.

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    Furthermore, do we have photographs?
    Por una cabeza
    Si ella me olvida
    Qué importa perderme
    Mil veces la vida
    Para qué vivir

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    Quote Originally Posted by kilted exile View Post
    I remember watching that Tennis match Krajicek vs Washington Wimbledon Mens Singles Final (1995 - I think)
    1996 actually Small detail.

    Wonderful list, starting with 1993: Sampras, Sampras, Sampras, Krajicek, Sampras, Sampras, Sampras, Sampras.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OZEED View Post
    YESSSSS! first hand info, ah er er um, so tell us did she really have nice ........ankles??
    Nice enough I suppose. If memory serves me correctly (which it often doesnt)she went on to show her ankles off on Page 3 of various British Tabloids

    Quote Originally Posted by RobinHood3000 View Post
    Furthermore, do we have photographs?
    Sure Virgil just posted one

    Quote Originally Posted by AimusSage View Post
    1996 actually Small detail.

    Wonderful list, starting with 1993: Sampras, Sampras, Sampras, Krajicek, Sampras, Sampras, Sampras, Sampras.
    Yes that was some run by Sampras, but better him than that idiot Henman.


    The funniest thing about that incident was the way the players just stopped and watched her running past.
    There once was a scotsman named Drew
    Who put too much wine in his stew
    He felt a bit drunk
    And fell off his bunk
    And landed smack into his shoe
    ~(C) Ms Niamh Anne King

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    And they're both smiling. Wonder why.
    Por una cabeza
    Si ella me olvida
    Qué importa perderme
    Mil veces la vida
    Para qué vivir

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobinHood3000 View Post
    Shann!! I thought that was saved just for me!!
    I don't know how he got it I swear! He must be on facebook or something!
    You learn more about a road by travelling it than by consulting all of the maps in the world.

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