opti - pass the beer!
opti - pass the beer!
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I will be worried about Opti in this case.Originally Posted by Nightshade
hey girls I dont drink so how about I'm designated driver???
Well, with so many non-drinkers about (who hopefully have driver's licences), perhaps I shall indulge in a little drink myself...
pass the pitcher boys!!!
You learn more about a road by travelling it than by consulting all of the maps in the world.
Thank you, Shan! Thanks what I've been saying for years! "Look, you fuss if I don't raise the seat and piddle on it, so if it is up, don't yell and tell me it's up, just push it back down! I mean, if I can raise it effortlessly to do my little job, you can surely put it back down with equal ease to do yours. And if you are in the habit of sitting down before you look to see if it's safe to sit, maybe we've discovered the problem, and sweetheart, it has nothing to do with the position of the seat on the toilet. You are careless! No court would ever convict me! (Unless, Judge and jury were all females, of course! Then I might get hanged, drawn, and quartered!)I just went in the bathroom and found the toilet seat up. What did I do? Dun dun duuuunnnn...I put it down! Gasp!
Honestly, I'm not bothered by it, and don't understand why other women are. I heard that it's because women just run into the bathroom and sit down without looking...really? That's just weird. I would think that the women who are so insistent that the seat be left down would be the same women who would check to see if there were any...erm...leakage (?) on the seat. I'd much rather put the seat down than have to wipe off any of that!
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
kill joyI will be worried about Opti in this case.
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We need a list of women who can feel free to enter the Guys' Thread...anytime.
1. Oh, of course!! Why would we do otherwise? ~checks batteries on his video camera~
2. Erm...if you wake up with dollar bills tucked into your clothing, ignore them. Gentlemen, shall we draw straws to see who accompanies optimistic home?
1. but of course...*checks wallet for money*
2.
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Just occurred to me: Are these two threads another version of the Amazons versus the Dastardlies?
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i have yet to partake in the amazon-dastardlies war (braces for ensuing shock, outrage, and rallies from both sides)
You learn more about a road by travelling it than by consulting all of the maps in the world.
Ensuing shock, outrage, and rallying: ...meh.
Doesn't gravity mean that technically, it takes far less effort to put the toilet seat DOWN as opposed to UP?
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
I like to defy gravity by leaving the seat up.
However, I usually put the seat down after using the bathroom, I am, afterall, quite civilized and can understand the extreme difficulty the fairer sex has with putting the seat down on their own.
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
Indeed. Don't you realize the seat has cooties on it?I like to defy gravity by leaving the seat up.
However, I usually put the seat down after using the bathroom, I am, afterall, quite civilized and can understand the extreme difficulty the fairer sex has with putting the seat down on their own.
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All this fuss about me getting drunk! Ud think iv never done it before (i havent).
Right! Who was my driver? Who took me home last night? I ask because in the morning I woke up to find......cliffhanger.......ul have to check the girls site....actually it only makes sense to put it up here....when i woke up at home I found this on the floor, its a mans boxers. not mine! so i wonder whose it is..........
please que here to try on and if it fits......well........
We need a list of women who can feel free to enter the Guys' Thread...anytime.
1. Oh, of course!! Why would we do otherwise? ~checks batteries on his video camera~
2. Erm...if you wake up with dollar bills tucked into your clothing, ignore them. Gentlemen, shall we draw straws to see who accompanies optimistic home?
aw, so you made a video? can you tell me what I got up to....and maybe you can shed light on who took me home cos I woke up to find some awful shorty thing. lol. so who drew the short straw?
i woke up with lots and lots of dollar bills. so thanks everyone. I wonder what I did to earn all that money.....*deep contemplation*. Oh! Did i get on stage and crack some jokes?
We can never know what to want, because living only one life we can neither compare it with our previous lives, nor perfect it in our lives to come'
Milan Kundera,The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Parce que c'est toi, parce que c'est moi
of . . . COURSE you did, opti . . . *palms money from selling video camera to Robin*
No day but today
-God is real, unless proclaimed integer-
Darn I knew I should have swiped the money when I took her home, fuel expensis an'all
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Would any of the guys wear Stewie Griffin boxer shorts?
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