nice choice!
wait do you need long nails for a manicure then??
oh well thats out for me....
nice choice!
wait do you need long nails for a manicure then??
oh well thats out for me....
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
Forum Rules- You know you want to read 'em
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*tear* me too . . . oh well, Night, you and me can go spy on the guys while they're getting their manicures.
lollipops are the world's greatest food . . . sorry, that was random.snacktime . ..
No day but today
-God is real, unless proclaimed integer-
Shouldn't do this, really, but blame Kathy, she started it!
What women really mean in 18 easy steps:
1. "I'M GOING SHOPPING"
Translated: I'm going to look at every last thing in the mall and possibly buy something, but don't hold your breath. I don't know when I'll get back, fix your own supper, leftovers in the fridge!"
2. "AREN'T THESE THE CUTEST SHOES?"
Translated: " Better not make a sound about how many pairs I have in the closet, or you're a dead man!”
3. "DINNER IS IN THE OVEN"
Translated: "If you let it burn, you'll just have to eat it that way, I'm off with the girls."
4. "SURE HONEY," or, "YES, DEAR."
Translated: Not in a woman's vocabulary.
5. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I do not wish to talk about it, OK?"
6. "I WAS SO LISTENING TO YOU. YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT –“
"Translated: "What I'm doing or thinking is more important anyway."
7. "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Translated: Sarcasm as she passes your recliner.
8. "OH, REALLY?."
Translated: "Are you telling me I'm wrong?"
9. "STUFF DOES HAPPEN TO PEOPLE YOU KNOW."
Translated: "Mention that dent in the fender again and you'll have one to match it in your skull."
10. "I DUNNO . . .. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND I GOT YOU THESE SHIRTS. . .."
Translated: "They were on sale."
11. "GET IN HERE AND KILL THIS GIGANTIC SPIDER!."
Translated: "I've spotted a speck I think may be a spider and I'm on top of the refrigerator!"
12. "I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Translated: "And you know very well what they are, buster!"
13. "I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "I hid it from you and I can't remember where."
14. "WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "You're sleeping on the couch until I find out in detail."
15. "I HEARD THAT."
Translated: "I have no idea what you just said, and am hoping to bluff you into a confession."
16. "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated: "But don't think I haven't thought about it."
17. "DOES THIS [ARTICLE OF CLOTHING] MAKE ME LOOK FAT?" '
Translated: "Flatter me, you idiot!"
18. "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE. I HAVE THE MAP RIGHT HERE, SEE?"
Translated: "Shut up and drive."
Last edited by Pendragon; 10-19-2006 at 11:23 AM.
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
ha ha ha...Originally Posted by Pendragon
Where do you get these ideas from.......
ha ha ha...
Where do you get these ideas from.......
ha ha ha...
Where do you get these ideas from.......
Oops....it has been posted thrice.....I cant even delete the extra
Oh,glad u like it,nighty I wished for one with a mom and her baby snuggles , u know it would be more expressive but I liked the words of this card.
bless you Pen, but I do so love to laugh
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
Forum Rules- You know you want to read 'em
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|currently reading
You know my wife uses that a lot. Now I know what I don't know.12. "I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Translated: "And you know very well what they are, buster!"
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
la dee dee da da...
hmmm...I'm not much for manicures....perhaps I could sit and watch and look at different colors of nail polish so I can figure out what color to paint my car...heehee....
You learn more about a road by travelling it than by consulting all of the maps in the world.
oh my!!!!! Pen is revealing our hidden stratigies,women! plz let's do sth about that. It's so dangerous. It'll cause more underestanding to our common speech!loook how Virg starts to discover the reality of his woman!we gotta stop this and save the marraige
oh my!!!!! Pen is revealing our hidden stratigies,women! plz let's do sth about that. It's so dangerous. It'll cause more underestanding to our common speech!loook how Virg starts to discover the reality of his woman!we gotta stop this and save the marraige
Pen is so cunning, he was like I am just posting these to make you laugh and he knew these things are sacred...
@Night you do not need to have long nails for manicure, manicure is about making your hands look beautiful, no matter if you have long or short nails...
I like French manicure a lot... but what I like mostly is when my nails are really long, then I like to paint them black or scarlet red. my two favourite colours..
Anyone who likes me to do her nails.... my women colleagues have these kind of services from me, I make their nails look beautiful...
take that oz! wer having much more fun here rnt we> i see lots of smileys, eveyrone lafin and having a good time! so there...whose green now mister? !
We can never know what to want, because living only one life we can neither compare it with our previous lives, nor perfect it in our lives to come'
Milan Kundera,The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Parce que c'est toi, parce que c'est moi
Something to keep us busy....and its fun!
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Sex Lady will know!
YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH
This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ..
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would like to have sex
(more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have sex each day).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
(well it worked for me. opti.)
We can never know what to want, because living only one life we can neither compare it with our previous lives, nor perfect it in our lives to come'
Milan Kundera,The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Parce que c'est toi, parce que c'est moi
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