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    AMOR VINCIT OMNIA OZEED's Avatar
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    Heads up boys, notice the subtle use of strategy

    Don't fall for it dude, they're using flirtation as a weapon
    "THEY CAN TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEEEEDOM!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil View Post
    while we nurse on a beer bottle?
    This brings up another vitally important question. What is the correct punishment for guys that nurse their drinks? Is the death penalty taking things too far?
    There once was a scotsman named Drew
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    I don't drink, and I certainly don't nurse my drinks. I don't lactate.

    As for which is the fairest lady in all the land, I assume my pick will be obvious.
    Por una cabeza
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    Qué importa perderme
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    Para qué vivir

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    Guys, I can see that you all cant carry out a conversation without girls around.....all the guys are talking is about which girl they like........its not about sports or drinks........poor men

    you cant help it..

    Good going Miss T.....these guys cant help getting distracted.....you have beautiful feet
    Last edited by Madhuri; 10-19-2006 at 06:01 AM.
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    Dear ladies please ake a look at the attachment.....
    A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying in other words that he is wise today than yesterday - Alexander Pope

    Conviction that is not under-girded by LOVE makes the possessor of that conviction obnoxious and the dogma possessed becomes repulsive - Ravi Zacharias.

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    The key to this lock is wih the girls dear Oz.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by OZEED View Post
    Dear ladies please ake a look at the attachment.....
    I don't know about that Ozeed. It looks a little too feminine for a guy's club.

    Quote Originally Posted by kilted exile View Post
    This brings up another vitally important question. What is the correct punishment for guys that nurse their drinks? Is the death penalty taking things too far?
    Ok, we can chug it down.
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    you know what Virg, I thought the same thing but thats the first image I came across when I googled it.
    I'm off to redeem my masculinity....
    A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying in other words that he is wise today than yesterday - Alexander Pope

    Conviction that is not under-girded by LOVE makes the possessor of that conviction obnoxious and the dogma possessed becomes repulsive - Ravi Zacharias.

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    have fun . . . wait . . . what are you going to do? *flees country*

    i'm off to borrow some of Night's popcorn. does anyone else find it interesting that all guys talk about is how to get girls, and show off their masculinity by grunting at football; and all girls talk about is how to get guys, and show off their femininity by squealing at clothes? do you know it just took me three tries to write "femininity" correctly?
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    as an important step and a revenge for my fellow girls I ASK YOU dear gentelmen to look down:
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    *pulls out pipe and irish cream flavored tobacco, and pulls up a chair*

    as this is a guy-channell thing...

    ...

    I think it would be an appropriate place to talk about guns.

    Any gun owners out there?

    I own a Remmington 30.06, a Rugar .243 and a Rugar 9mm.

    love -em to death.
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    Quote Originally Posted by imthefoolonthehill View Post
    *pulls out pipe and irish cream flavored tobacco, and pulls up a chair*

    as this is a guy-channell thing...

    ...

    I think it would be an appropriate place to talk about guns.

    Any gun owners out there?

    I own a Remmington 30.06, a Rugar .243 and a Rugar 9mm.

    love -em to death.

    I think Fool has hit on the thing to run the girls out of this thread once and for all....Mir dont hog the popcorn pass it back
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    sure, here . . . would you like the .54 Uzi as well?
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    Couldn't see the image, Miss T.
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    I don't have a gun, but I've been shooting archery with a recurve bow with a draw length of 38" and a weight of about 30#...and oh man, are aluminum arrows the shiz or what? I tried a compound bow, but really didn't appreciate sacrificing accuracy just to spare myself having to hold that 30#'s of pressure on the string...

    Man, this morning I went to a body shop to get an estimate on having my chassis pulled out so my bumper, fender, and wheel will all align correctly, and they quoted me 275 US dollars, plus 50 dollars per hour for labor. UGH!

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