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    The PAM cracks mirrors by looking into them!
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    The PAM wears white leather shoes with black trousers.
    Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul.

    Be the change you wish to see

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madhuri View Post
    The PAM wears white leather shoes with black trousers.
    The funny thing is Maddie, I am one of these people who could get a tailor-made suit from the most expensive place on earth, and I would still manage to look sloppy in it! I always said I hoped my kids don't have a marriage involving tuxedos, because I will look like a clown in mine somehow! I am the world's worst dressed man! White shoe with black pants wouldn't even be odd at all for me. You'll notice in my picture in the Photo Album, I have on a suit, I have just delived the morning sermon in the church in the background, and my shirt-tail is loose and I look rumpled! See? http://www.online-literature.com/for...tachmentid=341
    Last edited by Pendragon; 10-13-2006 at 11:19 AM.
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    aww . . . poor Pen.

    the PAM is a closet member of a nudist colony! (but it would solve your problem, wouldn't it? )
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    PAM uses green lip stick.

    Edit: I didn't make that up. I have evidence.
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    The PAM is not happy unless wearing full clown makeup and also his 18 inch long red shoes. Next to that green lipstick looks tame.
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    PAM wears neon green lipstick, 6-inch heels, and hot pink fishnets. Next to that, a clown get-up looks tame.
    Por una cabeza
    Si ella me olvida
    Qué importa perderme
    Mil veces la vida
    Para qué vivir

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    The PAM uses a banana for a cell phone.
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    Of elements, and an angelic sprite; - John Donne

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobinHood3000 View Post
    PAM wears neon green lipstick, 6-inch heels, and hot pink fishnets. Next to that, a clown get-up looks tame.
    Doh! Now the secret is out! So that is what Hyacinth meant in her post when she attempted to steal my hill....


    The PAM disdains cellphones, preferring to call her friends and associates via a tincan and some string.
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    The PAM, fearing the Y2K bug, stockpiled water, food, and Aquanet hairspray to maintain her bangs.
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    Of elements, and an angelic sprite; - John Donne

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyacinth Girl View Post
    The PAM, fearing the Y2K bug, stockpiled water, food, and Aquanet hairspray to maintain her bangs.
    Oh snap! I really did use that stuff!

    The PAM bought all the stock in the Aquanet hairspray company because she knew her use of the product alone would make the shares skyrocket...She counted her riches while listening to Poison and Quiet Riot.
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    The PAM carves voodoo dolls of forum Yeouch! members!

    And Mir, it might solve the clothes problems, but the lawsuits from people laughing themselves to death would be worse!
    Some of us laugh
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    hmm . . . *becomes lawyer, hides all Robin's clothes*

    the PAM gets fashion ideas from Wired magazine!! (don't ask me how that works out . . .)
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    Pen, I like that picture, I didnt notice your shirt when I saw it earlier, but I still think you look very nice.

    The PAM thinks being a subshrub is cool.....(this is the most effective insult I could think of )
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    . . . i was looking for a word in Word Dictionary one day and stumbled upon subshrub (which is a real word!) . . . and it REALLY amused me, i don't know why . . .

    the PAM admits her insanity in her very name! and is trying to foil my plans of making a world vs. Mr. Pendragon lawsuit . .. *glare*
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