What's that all about?
What's that all about?
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
What say I break it down for you? Guinea pigs' hairy little faces would preclude them being used in cosmetic research, right?
Aimus has been showing a proclivity to be power hungry of late, has he not?
Now you must imagine the next scene, OK?
You are watching a show on TV, with me so far?
A commercial comes on that shows out friend Aimus in the shower, with a gull perched upon his head--you can visualize that can't you?
As Aimus smiles into the camera, the bird proceeds to, um, defecate in his hair, the white bird doo clearly visible, get the picture?
Aimus removes the gull, and shampoos his hair--see?
Cut to Aimus, now dressed and with hair that glistens in the sun, holding the gull on his arm, OK?
An announcer says: "Tired of that limp, dry, split-end hair? Add a little doo to your doo!" Get It? Aimus smiles and says, "It worked for me, trust me it will work for you!" See?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
What does Aimus get in return for doing this commercial? full year free supply of that specially made shampoo?
Can't he get that easily enough by standing around?
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
Maybe a hotoil treatment might work just as well as bird poop, and be a bit more sanitary?
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
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Why? Are you a fan of hot oil treatments?
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
Do you really have to ask?
Wouldn't you prefer a hotoil treatment over being defecated on by a birdie?
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
~Posting images tutorial~
Who wouldn't? Pendragon?
Shall I rephrase the question? Would you LIKE a hot oil treatment?
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
Wouldn't we all enjoy it if Kathy got a hot oil treatment?
“As Kingfishers catch fire, dragonflies draw flame . . .”
Why disqualify the rush? I'm tabled. I'm tabled.
What if I told you the oil wasn't boiling?
Last edited by RobinHood3000; 10-01-2006 at 09:14 AM.
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
Hey, at my age, I'm happy to still have a full head of hair, so don't you think I'd go to any length to keep it?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
So you think fertilizer's going to help it grow?
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
Well, who knows what is in a product like "rogaine" for example? Or "Avacor"? Birds are "avaian", you know?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Isnt fertilizer something used to make soil more fertile? Why is it being used in hair context? It seems as if some crop is to be grown on head.
Wasn't it lecherously obvious that I had already assumed that? Isn't a hot oil treatment something more along the lines of a gentle massage with warm rubbing oils?Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
What if I told you the oil wasn't boiling?
Isn't hair mostly like a crop? Something grown for specific purposes, maintained and paid attention to?
“As Kingfishers catch fire, dragonflies draw flame . . .”
Why disqualify the rush? I'm tabled. I'm tabled.
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