True, but there is an "avast" key...maybe that activates the walking the plank function.
True, but there is an "avast" key...maybe that activates the walking the plank function.
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Why is there a shift key?
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To capitalize the R?
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'cause pirates are a "shifty" bunch?
*ducks and runs off after making very bad pun*
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avast avast R R rr R avast AVAST r
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I wonder what the pirate's mouse looks like.
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
Very large indeed, all the better to use it with a hooked hand.
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Don't you think pirates prefer to use a rat instead?
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Naw rats have attendency to abandon ship and mutiny.
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heh...indeed, but I dinna use a rat unless it has atleast 300 megabits o grog!Originally Posted by AimusSage
*aside...this reminds me of talking to my boss at work as to why I, the IT guy, should be able to get a new computer...
Me: Hi boss, do you think I could upgrade?
Boss: going back to school! Who will take your place! I need more notice!
Me:...er...*stare*...er...I meant my computer.
Boss: oh... why? doesnt it work?
Me: yes...technically, but I need a faster one for the work you guys give me.
Boss: well, can't you add some megabits of something, or Linux or somesuch?
Me:...er...*try not to cry from not laughing*...er...well, er, no.
Boss: why, I do that all the time!
Me: *wanting to say, er no, you get me to fix it*...well, you see, my system is not linux compatible, and my system board is already full of the megabits, I need some, er, gigabits.
Boss: well, why don't you just get some gigabits!
Me: well...I need to get some new hardware to support it all.
Boss: Well...have you thought of using the server?
Me: er...no...because its the server, and that would be a very bad idea.
Boss: nonsense, I do that all the time!
Me: *wanting to say: no kidding why the servers so !@$#@#$ up* well, er, you shouldn't, you could lose all your data, and crash the entire system.
-part removed of me explaining that using your computer is not actually using the server-
Boss: ah I see. Well, that was a nice chat, hows about we all get back to work.
Me: er, what about the upgrades...
Boss: well, we'll talk about it later, maybe during lunch...that reminds me, heres ten dollars, would you mind grabbing me a sandwhich at the shop on your way back up here?
Me: no problem *wishing I had arsenic*
heh, sorry got side tracked.
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1921 - 2006, Rest In Peace.
"Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible"
Now I am picturing a swashbuckling pirate computer geek....
At least the boss didn't think a "server" was the coffee maker....'cause it serves coffee. (Wow, what is with me and the bad jokes today?!
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I think your jokes are funny
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
heh, well, I have been described as such.Now I am picturing a swashbuckling pirate computer geek....
At least the boss didn't think a "server" was the coffee maker....'cause it serves coffee. (Wow, what is with me and the bad jokes today?!
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Stanislaw Lem
1921 - 2006, Rest In Peace.
"Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible"
He actually used to call me frodo as an "inside" joke...because of his misunderstanding of the term...heh, well, I have been described as such.
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Golly! Er, I mean "Yaarh!"
hee, I don't pretend to be particulary computer savvy but there are things that even someone like me knows. Like I don't use Linux but I am aware of what it is...
Aimus, glad you like the jokes!
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