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    The PAM enjoys what he calls "the breakfast of champions"....
    Limburger cheese in a bowl with coffee grounds and a steaming hot mug of lemon juice. Yum!
    "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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    The PAM sleeps with her mouth open. The mosquitoes must be delicious
    Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul.

    Be the change you wish to see

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    Whenever the PAM decides to go out of the house, there is a national traffic alarm, everybody is advised to stay indoors, close the windows, and turn on the Tele to await news on the dangerous situation.
    There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!

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    The PAM is convinced that the world really IS flat, and the pictures of Earth taken from space are part of an elaborate conspiracy theory begun by the Knights Templar. . . . .
    I am a little world made cunningly
    Of elements, and an angelic sprite; - John Donne

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    The PAM may or may not be clumsy.

    I heard even when someone 20 miles from her sticks their foot out, the PAM still manages to trip over it.
    "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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    The PAM wakes up to the sound of rooster's crowing. She sleeps in a barn.
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

    My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/

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    The PAM wears shades during the night, trying to protect himself from moonlight.
    Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul.

    Be the change you wish to see

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    Exclamation

    The PAM would know, since nighttime is the only hours poor Maddie can come out. What is it with Zombies and sunlight?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    The PAM wears wool socks on his ears
    I am a little world made cunningly
    Of elements, and an angelic sprite; - John Donne

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    Only in your mind, my dear hyacinth-scented PAM.
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    The PAM writes poems, so he is a kindred sprit. He is also allegedly mad, which is always a bonus.

    Quote Originally Posted by RobinHood3000 View Post
    A joke best told spoken...

    Wanna hear a dirty joke? Frances fell in the mud.
    Wanna hear a clean joke? Frances took a bath with bubbles.
    Wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.
    Wanna hear a random plot twist? So's Frances.

    PAM is a self-described lady, and we all know how accurate that would be...
    Oh, gosh....
    [rebelution]-[drorings]-[love]

    don't fall down.

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    The PAM attempts to make origami projects out of processed cheese slices.
    "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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    The PAM thought that Limburgher cheese was named after the aviator Lindburg
    I am a little world made cunningly
    Of elements, and an angelic sprite; - John Donne

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyacinth Girl View Post
    The PAM thought that Limburgher cheese was named after the aviator Lindburg
    As if! The PAM is not a "hyacinth girl" she is a "skunk cabbage girl"


    Hi Hyacinth!
    "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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    The PAM spreads squashed eggplant on her toast as jelly.
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

    My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/

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