The PAM drew this list of occupations from his own vast experience upon the couch watching the Transformers - or was that Muppet Babies? My Little Pony, perhaps?
The PAM drew this list of occupations from his own vast experience upon the couch watching the Transformers - or was that Muppet Babies? My Little Pony, perhaps?
I am a little world made cunningly
Of elements, and an angelic sprite; - John Donne
The PAM has not the intellectual capabilities necessary to understand that My Little Pony is a classic, and worth devotion.
“As Kingfishers catch fire, dragonflies draw flame . . .”
Why disqualify the rush? I'm tabled. I'm tabled.
The PAM is considering submitting a piece to the Atlantic Monthly entitled:"Strawberry Shortcake: Programming for Little Comrades"
I am a little world made cunningly
Of elements, and an angelic sprite; - John Donne
The PAM evidently flosses, brushes, and rinses to no avail. The PAM's morning breath comes back with a vengeance mere moments after.
I can smell it across an internet connection . . . ugggh.
“As Kingfishers catch fire, dragonflies draw flame . . .”
Why disqualify the rush? I'm tabled. I'm tabled.
The PAM obviously has an overactive, nay delusional, imagination, as there is no way he could smell anything above the mixed essence of patchouli, sweat, and unwashed body that wafts from him at every moment.
I am a little world made cunningly
Of elements, and an angelic sprite; - John Donne
Oh, snap!Originally Posted by Hyacinth Girl
The PAM just loves to wear wet, squishy sneakers to swanky restaurants.
Yes, ma'am. They bring out my inner child. Or inner doofus, I am undecided on that...
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
~Posting images tutorial~
The PAM has an inner doofus.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
The PAM is on a first-name basis with the PAPAM's inner doofus.
I am a little world made cunningly
Of elements, and an angelic sprite; - John Donne
The PAM actually is, in fact my inner doofus.
Did I tell you that you could leave?!
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
~Posting images tutorial~
the PAM's brainwaves are so insignificant all the surfers in her head decided to migrate.
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
The PAM wears water wings whenever he goes near water.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
the PAM wears airtight shoes, whenever she takes them off, biohazard alarms go off in a fifty mile radius.
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
The PAM wears slices of salami on his feet in lieu of shoes. Talk about a biohazard!
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
~Posting images tutorial~
The PAM wears the Wolvarine suit at night.
The eternal quest of the individual human being is to shatter his loneliness.
the PAM cannot spell "wolverine". this is a CRIME!!
No day but today
-God is real, unless proclaimed integer-
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