I don't want to go to school tomorrow!!!!!
I don't want to go to school tomorrow!!!!!
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned...
no he takes none because of improved evasionOriginally Posted by Taliesin
currently in my world of insanity and randomism
being in love is the saddest part of my reality..........
sincerity takes me nowhere.......
dreams are but smokes rising up to dissappear......
and so would I........
stupid questions:
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
5. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
6. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
7. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
8. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
9. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
10. What do people in China call their good plates?
11. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
12. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
13. What do you call male ballerinas?
14. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
15. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
16. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
17. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
18. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
19. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
20. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
21. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
Last edited by subterranean; 05-12-2006 at 10:48 PM.
17 out of 25 ain't bad!
stupid answers:
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
Because you might be wearind horrible tatty underwear that your embaresed by
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
Yes that why if oil is found on your land its yours
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
They can but its an age old ritual that would be ashame to get rid of.
4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
because there are millions of Bobs and you dont say your last name.
5. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Are they ???
7. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
Because now its ion a plastic bottle which can turn it toxic.
8. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
So when Someone you are annoyed with uses it they dont get anytoast.
11. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Because its television
12. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
Goofy talks.
13. What do you call male ballerinas?
ballerinas?
15. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
Because its the thrill of the hunt
19. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
definetly
20. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Its closer and easier to test.
21. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
Smelly breath, thats why.
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
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And the gates of this Chapel were shut,
And Thou shalt not, writ over the door:
So I turned to the Garden of Love,
That so many sweet flowers bore. - "The Garden of Love", William Blake.
Random thought of the day: I'm happy!
"What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person lives, acts, and experiences otherwise than we do…?"
She's darn good. I'm no feminist but I suppose I have no problem conceding that I am necessarily wrong at all times . . . shoot. Maybe change to a girl again?
“As Kingfishers catch fire, dragonflies draw flame . . .”
Why disqualify the rush? I'm tabled. I'm tabled.
oh! please don't...
And the gates of this Chapel were shut,
And Thou shalt not, writ over the door:
So I turned to the Garden of Love,
That so many sweet flowers bore. - "The Garden of Love", William Blake.
I agree with Eva, I like this avatar!
"What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person lives, acts, and experiences otherwise than we do…?"
HOw come shoutgrace (david??) and eva know what they are talking about and who is she??
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
Forum Rules- You know you want to read 'em
|Litnet Challange status = 5/260
|currently reading
Nightshade, you are trying to decipher utter madness! I advise you to retreat whilst your faculties are still intact!
“As Kingfishers catch fire, dragonflies draw flame . . .”
Why disqualify the rush? I'm tabled. I'm tabled.
Exams all done. *sign* Time to do some interesting reading.
Remember the student interview story.
hullo sweet Regit,
here, I am sending a new set of golf clubs, suitably autographed by Tiger and a first edition of your most longed for to read book.
have a happy day.
today is the day I flippin finish that faerie story and stop procrastinating. It is the most complex one I have ever written and I...am .........tired.......from it.............
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