Stan's Dasterdly Ship

[Pendragon]

Log of the Ghost of The Dastardly VI
(Blast me if I call a ship by a changed name—‘tis bad luck!)
(From papers discovered inside an empty cask)

Now I heard them talking above me and slipped up for a look,
They be trying an exorcism, no less! “Avaunt spirit, be gone!” and like so.
Why, I were a good Anglican in my time and lived by the book—
And 'twere nay fault o' mine that that pirate ran me through back to fo'.
Nay, I like my bunk here, and here will I stay if I wish.
This Jay has even took up with a cold dragon, who may see me.
I made them my friends long ago when I slept with the fish,
And a dragon a friend for eternity ever will be.
In the night I have passed among the crew and I wish them no harm,
But they are not my crew, Cap'n Stan and the rest.
Were I still the man Arrow, what could I do? Nay cause for alarm.
But a ghost I be now, and my full power I have yet to test.
Hee-hee. Jay knows not that her dragon and I can converse.
The two of us are a power. But below in the sea lies far worse—



(Getting better at manifestations already! Hee-ha!)

Pendragon

[smilingtearz]

He's the MAN!!.. umm.. the ghost i mean!

[RobinHood3000]

Boo-yah!!!

[papayahed]

Ghost don't scare me. They rattle a few chains, big Deal!!!!!! Imaginary friends can take care of any old ghost.

[woeful painter]

How about my legion of snoopies? Still not scared yet?

[Nightshade]

legion of dnoopies???

Chris Would your snoopies be interested in joing the good fight against the evil penguins??

[woeful painter]

Why certainly! Though are they really that evil? Perhaps they can be reasoned with to save enough blood-shedding Though I still think the evil penguins are cute!

[Nightshade]

OMG your as bad as Aimus why do you all think the penguins can be swayed! or cute
I guess you will have to be reprogrammed
in the meantime I suggest everybody agree with me or Ill have my spell book out and weve all seen those results

[RobinHood3000]

Yes--you ended up creating one of your most potent enemies here! By all means, try again!

Where's Woodstock? We need all the crew members we can get!!

[Nightshade]

IF thats what you want have it your way
*opens book*
humm where are my glasses oh yes here we go tadpoles

[RJbibliophil]

What ever happened to Stan since we took over the Princess?

[papayahed]

What ever happened to Stan since we took over the Princess?

He's secured.

[RobinHood3000]

Dragged on his honeymoon, I suppose...

[woeful painter]

Yes--you ended up creating one of your most potent enemies here! By all means, try again!

Where's Woodstock? We need all the crew members we can get!!

Woodstock? Who's woodstock here?
I also have to have an army of them to help me eat up the rest of night's smiles! And that spell book of her's! HAR HAR!

[Pendragon]

Log of the Ghost of The Dastardly VII
(Blast me if I call a ship by a changed name—‘tis bad luck!)
(From papers discovered inside an empty cask)

Hummm. This lass with the rictus simile is talking to the Cap'n now,
And Jay's dragon has told me she has a book filled with spells.
I be a ghost, mind, but I would avoid trouble if there were a way out—
But if she gives me no choice, ah, I know where Leviathan dwells.
And I had visitors last night, although I wanted them not.
We're still too close to yon island, accursed land that it be!
Pirate spirits they were, killed by Old Flint and left there to rot—
Still seeking revenge on a ship that sails the seven seas!
They were a fierce looking groups even for just rags and bone—
I thought of an army of ghosts—we could recapture this ship!
But, nay. I cannot trust them. And so they are no more—gone!
For secrets have I that shall not pass my ectoplasmic lips.
But Leviathan, the Great Dragon, stirs below in his sleep.
Should I wake him, who shall be able to send him back into the deep...



(Took a turn at the wheel last night! Hee-ha!)

Pendragon