It is hilarious.
It is hilarious.
I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Boys!
Boys can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Boys!
A thimbleful of Boys would weigh over 100 million tons.
Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Boys.
It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Boys.
The liquid inside Boys can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
If the annual Australian Boys crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times!
It is impossible to fold Boys more than seven times.
The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Boys.
Boys can sleep for three and a half years.
I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew.
ROFLMAO!
My neighbors must think I've gone crazy, I can't stop laughing.
It's true!Originally Posted by Pensive
hahahahaha!!
If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall.
You think I can't fly? Well, you just watch me!
~The Dresden Dolls
For comparison:
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Girls!
1. The deepest part of girls is over 35,000 feet deep.
2. If you toss girls 10000 times, they will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because their head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
3. Girls are actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
4. Girls are only six percent water.
5. Girls can't drink - they absorbs water from their surroundings by osmosis!
6. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention girls.
7. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about girls!
8. Baskin Robbins once made girls flavoured ice cream.
9. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw girls into a volcano it would stop erupting!
10. Girlicide is the killing of girls.
There once was a scotsman named Drew
Who put too much wine in his stew
He felt a bit drunk
And fell off his bunk
And landed smack into his shoe ~(C) Ms Niamh Anne King
How's that for irony?
* A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find the Forum!
* Contrary to popular belief, the Forum is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
*The Forumocracy is government by the Forum.
1 Admin can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
2 More people are killed by Admin each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
3 Birds do not sleep in Admin, though they may rest in him from time to time.
4 Adminology is the study of Admin.
5 Admin can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
6 Some hotels in Las Vegas have Admin floating in their swimming pools.
7 A thimbleful of Admin would weigh over 100 million tons!
8 All swans in England belong to Admin.
9 The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Admin!
10 Europe is the only continent that lacks Admin.
If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall.
You think I can't fly? Well, you just watch me!
~The Dresden Dolls
I beg mysoginists worldwide who think the female population shallow to reconsider.1. The deepest part of girls is over 35,000 feet deep.
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After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-Aldous Huxley
Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-W. A. Mozart
Non scholae, sed vitae discimus.
Not school, but life teaches us.
LMAO!!!
1. Never store hunger at room temperature.
2. Baby swans are called hunger!
3. A thimbleful of hunger would weigh over 100 million tons.
4. Hunger can turn its stomach inside out.
5. Hunger was declared extinct in 1902.
6. Antarctica is the only continent without hunger.
7. Hunger has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
8. Only one person in two billion will live to be hunger.
9. Some hotels in Las Vegas have hunger floating in their swimming pools.
10. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like hunger.
I have a plan: attack!
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I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew.
Oh you did, Pense! I've never seen this before.
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy
Yup!
Top Ten Facts About Maths
The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Maths.
The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Maths!
While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Maths! (It reminds me how I used to repeat the tables of Maths during my sleep.)
Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Maths! (not with me)
Maths is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
Neil Armstrong first stepped on Maths with his left foot. (aww, why didn't he crush it?)
Antarctica is the only continent without Maths. (how much I wish I was there)
The fingerprints of Maths are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
Maths can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
The colour of Maths is no indication of its spiciness, but size usually is!
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I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew.
Gotta get mine too!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Laindessiel!
1. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Laindessiel.
2. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Laindessiel!
3. Laindessiel will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C!
4. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Laindessiel state'.
5. You can tell if Laindessiel has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
6. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Laindessiel.
7. The opposite sides of Laindessiel always add up to seven.
8. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Laindessiel and compline.
9. The deepest part of Laindessiel is over 35,000 feet deep.
10. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Laindessiel would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields!
You can engrave ME on your swords, dear comrades!
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Idril!
1. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Idril.
2. Idril cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
3. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Idril.
4. South Australia was the first place to allow Idril to stand for parliament!
5. Idril is the world's smallest mammal!
6. Idril was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
7. Two grams of Idril provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
8. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Idril!
9. Idril is only six percent water.
10. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Idril.
My favorite is the one about Finland!
the luminous grass of the prairie hides
feet lovely and still as sleeping doves,
porcelain bones strong enough to carry a life,
but weighty and unmovable
As black Dakota hills. ~ Riesa
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shalot
1. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Shalot.
2. Cats use their Shalot to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
3. Shalot can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
4. All swans in England belong to Shalot.
5. The porpoise is second to Shalot as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
6. During World War II, Americans tried to train Shalot to drop bombs.
7. If you kiss Shalot for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
8. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Shalot.
9. Shalot is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
10. You should always store Shalot in an airtight container in the fridge!
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
1. Literature Network has a memory span of three seconds!
2. About 100 people choke to death on Literature Network each year.
3. You should always store Literature Network in an airtight container in the fridge!
4. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Literature Network.
5. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Literature Network are all berries.
6. You share your birthday with Literature Network!
7. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Literature Network.
8. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Literature Network is ear.
9. Literature Network was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
10. Literature Network is only six percent water.
I have a plan: attack!
1. Jean-Baptiste, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
2. Scientists have discovered that Jean-Baptiste can smell the presence of autism in children!
3. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Jean-Baptiste.
4. The risk of being struck by Jean-Baptiste is one occurence every 9,300 years!
5. The fingerprints of Jean-Baptiste are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
6. It is impossible to fold Jean-Baptiste more than seven times.
7. In 1982 Time Magazine named Jean-Baptiste its 'Man of the Year'!
8. Jean-Baptiste is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
9. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Jean-Baptiste!
10. When provoked, Jean-Baptiste will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.
These fragments I have shored against my ruins
James Joyce, the pirate.Why don't you write books people can read? -Nora Barnacle
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