From The Sports Desk

[Sancho]

Bah-hahah,

I see that now. That joke is easier to tell than it is to write.

I’d like to witness a convo between a New York wise guy and a Glaswegian. My guess is they’d converse seamlessly.

Here’s another one that works in either accent:

Q - Do you know the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

A - You can unscrew a lightbulb

[tailor STATELY]

Lol..

[MANICHAEAN]

I love it when you talk dirty !!!!

[Sancho]

Ba-dum-tssshhh
I'll be here all week.

[hellsapoppin]

Aye! Dat reminds me of a joke:

British guy and a New Yorker drinking in a pub...Brit going on and on about the war in the Falkland Islands... New Yorker goes along for a while, but can't stand it anymore. Sez, "Aye! Wut Falklin' Islands you talkin' about? Da Ca-ra-bee-un Falklin' Islands, da Hawaiian Falklin' Islands, wut?

hahahaha!!!!

[Sancho]

N'yuk, N'yuk, N'yuk.

Hey, what's the difference between a circus and a chorus line?

— Well, a circus has a cunning array of stunts.