Santa's Little Helper

[starrwriter]

I've been naughty this year and I'm certain Santa will leave a lump of coal in my stocking tonight. To get my revenge, I plan to:

(1)Set out milk and cookies laced with Ex-Lax.
(2)Place a cocked rat trap in my stocking.

After Santa leaves my apartment, we'll see how far he gets with a sore hand and a case of the runs. Ho-ho-ho!

[samercury]

Starr - I am shocked
(here's a hint- make the cookies reindeer-shaped...he likes those the best )

I've always been scared of Santa...I mean- he just gets into your house in the middle of the night....sounds very suspicious to me

[Anon22]

watches kids in their sleep... *shudders*

[Weeping Willow]

This is indeed disturbing.. i mean i never thought about it like that..
(Hope rachel won't see this.. she'll defent Santa i have the feeling.. .. )
Could it be that Santa is "up for no good" ???

[starrwriter]

watches kids in their sleep... *shudders*

Tell them not to eat the brown snow where Santa flew overhead in his sleigh.

(I just one-upped Frank Zappa, who warned people not to eat the yellow snow. Heh heh.)

[starrwriter]

This is indeed disturbing.. i mean i never thought about it like that ... Could it be that Santa is "up for no good" ???

I calls it home invasion, pure and simple.

You know that corny scenario where NORAD tracks Santa's sleigh on its trip from the North Pole? This year NORAD should have an Apache helicopter fire a hellfire missile at the old lush and his reindeer. If he goes down in flames, it's his own fault for penetrating North American air space.

[Weeping Willow]

......
But i don't think it's fair for the reindeers... he makes them do it...

[starrwriter]

......
But i don't think it's fair for the reindeers... he makes them do it...

The filthy critters have ticks and fleas. A napalm bath is my recommendation.

[Weeping Willow]

What.... come on.. Deers.... oh wait.. come to think of it one of my favorite PC games is Deer hunter.... so i guess hmmm....