They were "chucked out the door."
Do you suppose in your nightmares that HP Lovecraft might have had a point about monsters?
They were "chucked out the door."
Do you suppose in your nightmares that HP Lovecraft might have had a point about monsters?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Anything by Hewlet Packard can be safely ignored.
Did Karl Popper? How come Emanuel Kant?
Yes, apparently Karl popped Emmanuelle's Kant. Same night Molly popped the football team. Must have been some party.
If you can choke chicken, and you can pull pork, can you slam ham?
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
Oh, don't be a boar!
Was Christopher Lee an adverb?
Yes, the adverb means 'to have three nipples.'
Did the tree leave the book?
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
Yes, according to the tree. But the book says it was mutual.
Do spiders wink?
Do widers spink? What kind of a question is that?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
YOU'VE SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE. ORIGINALLY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ASK QUESTIONS LIKE "WHY IS WATER WET?", BUT AFTER SOME TIME IT BECAME MORE LIKE "WHAT'S STEPHEN HAWKING?" And "WHY'S JANET YELLEN?"
Braille!
Where do zombies honeymoon?